Dwight Howard's Elbow

[misha]

I find it funny that Danny Ferry and Cleveland  made the trade to Acquire Shaq to Defend Dwight Howard in the Playoffs this year.

But

Danny Ainge traded to Acquire KryptoNate to use his invisible  superpowers from the bench (he's not just jumping around over their for nothing folks, he's actually activating his invisible "Destruct-uh-Dwight" powers onto the court) to Defeat Superman!

Our Danny is Brilliant!

Tp

[Ed Teach]

I have a friend in the Magic organization and he heard that there is dissension in the Magic locker room, Vince Carter’s Wrist is jealous of all of the attention that Howard’s Elbow is receiving.
When asked about the situation Mickael Pietrus’ Hair said “It won’t be a distraction”  He then mumbled something about how good the fishing in Florida  is in June.

Not sure what this means, but I thought I would pass it along.