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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2010, 12:54:02 AM »

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That is hilarious. And the 'People's Elbow'? Wonder what he's cookin? I sure can't smell it.
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2010, 02:15:34 AM »

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Well I believe hes scheduled for a small surgery so it is an issue, he's got 2 of Josh Smiths teeth inside of it.

 
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2010, 02:42:48 AM »

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great win,
what i like about howard compared to lebron: in postgame comments he always talks about orlando as a team while the elbron is all about me, myself and I....
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2010, 07:34:43 AM »

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Funny that we are all using this thread to make fun of the media's excuse driven frenzy over LeBron's elbow when eventually what the media started questioning wasn't LeBron's elbow but his heart.
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2010, 08:48:24 AM »

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Well if Lebron is the Tin Man (no heart) - the C's are turning Howard into the scarecrow. They were legitimately in his head getting him to make mistakes. I think Rasheed was about two seconds away from getting Howard to throw a punch at one point...

Anyways - do they expect an MRI to explain the complete lack of a post game? And if you want to turn a big man into a winner, do you really bring the Ewing theory in to coach him? It would be hilarious if Howard got suspended and then Magic won a game (as long as the C's win the series)... is Ewing theory-itis coachable?

(And if they beat the Magic and face the LAL - Kobe is the Lion all bravado no real courage.)
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2010, 09:50:40 AM »

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TP this thread is funny. LOL the elbow excuse makes so much more sense than this rust theory I see floating around which was nowhere to be when they gave the Hawks a 40 point piecing after a longer layoff.
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2010, 10:06:37 AM »

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I just got off the phone with a close friend of mine who works at Amway Arena. He told me that Matt Barnes has been hooking up with Dwights mom! This guy is someone I trust, so you know it has to be true!
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2010, 10:07:29 AM »

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Come on, this is silly, there's nothing wrong with Howard's elbow - I don't think he has any significant injuries at all.

Even a fool could see that Dwight had a bad game because he's concerned about the possibility of LeBron switching teams next year.
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2010, 10:11:46 AM »

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Dwight has in his elbow what's known as "lose-itis"  It's an occasional flare-up that is dependent upon the numerical outcome of a game, and worsens when the those numbers fall short...

He and LeBron are seeing the same physician and treatment is largely mental...
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2010, 10:17:44 AM »

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This just in - the Magic and ESPN have announced that in lieu of trying to score and win games, they'll just keep promoting Dwight Howard until the sheer force of hype overpowers the Celtics.



Oh no, it's working!!
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« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2010, 10:19:34 AM »

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« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2010, 10:21:53 AM »

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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2010, 10:26:36 AM »

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Quote from: fairweatherfan on May 17, 2010, 10:17:44 AM
This just in - the Magic and ESPN have announced that in lieu of trying to score and win games, they'll just keep promoting Dwight Howard until the sheer force of hype overpowers the Celtics.



Oh no, it's working!!

I saw this yesterday when during the game while everyone else's backs were turned.  I thought that was so funny.
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2010, 11:33:56 AM »

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Dwight Howard has the superman body with kryptonite in the brain....that halftime interview was soooo self centered and lame........sort of why they say "never do your own commercials".......Howard plays like the young shaq, push, drop your shoulder everytime you turn to the hoop, stand all day in the paint, elbows flying, hands slapping...Patrick Ewing isn't earning his money, the guy has NO moves, it is all body, boody, shoulder....he is a hack-a-second....
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Re: Dwight Howard's Elbow
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2010, 11:40:56 AM »

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Quote from: fairweatherfan on May 17, 2010, 10:17:44 AM
This just in - the Magic and ESPN have announced that in lieu of trying to score and win games, they'll just keep promoting Dwight Howard until the sheer force of hype overpowers the Celtics.



Oh no, it's working!!
My wife happened to catch that during the game and we did a rewind to check it.  Nice.
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