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If I'm a Cavs fan I'm.....
« on: May 13, 2010, 11:20:28 PM »

Offline nickagneta

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...disgusted by the lack of heart that not only my MVP player demonstrated in the last three games of this series but also the team as a whole as they rolled over and played dead in a three possession game with 2 minutes left on the clock.

...angered that with the best cast of talent, both old and young, ever assembled around the best player on the planet, that the Cavs' general manager decided to keep one of the absolute worst coaches in the league at the helm after he tanked last years title chances with awful coaching in the playoffs.

...saddened that a hometown hero, an MVP, the best player in franchise history and one of the best basketball players to ever dribble a basketball, no matter what many in the media say, is probably going to being wearing #6 for som,e other team next year.

...flabbergasted that my team play such boneheaded, stupid, ridiculously unintelligent basketball all night and especially dumbfounded over the moronic decision not to foul and turn the game into a free throw shooting contest when Rondo had the ball with a minute and a half left down 7. Rondo was already 3 for 7 from the line and the Celtics had already missed 12 free throws.

...shocked that the Cavs decided to lay down and lose rather than fight to win in the final 90 seconds.

...praying that LeBron decides to come back even though he probably stands a better chance to win 2 or 3 titles in the next 5 years in Chicago or New Jersey than he does Cleveland as the Cavs are severely salary cap handicapped and a poorly constructed team.

...thinking of becoming a Celtics fan because they rock and have the best sports blog on the internet!!!!

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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2010, 11:23:19 PM »

Offline Mike-Dub

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If I'm a Cavs fan I'm...

Going to have nightmares by this the rest of my life and be scarred by it for the rest of my life.
"It's all about having the heart of a champion." - #34 Paul Pierce

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- Asking God what he has against the Clevlend teams from all sport.

- Trying to avoid all human contact because you know that they are gonna make fun of you for a long time.

- Burning a doll of Mike Brown.
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Coach:Rinus Michels

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2010, 11:26:55 PM »

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- Terrified that LeBron is about to leave

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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2010, 11:27:39 PM »

Offline Ubah543

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-Setting up a riot shelter in case Lebron actually does leave.

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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2010, 11:27:46 PM »

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... curled up into the fetal position, crying my eyes out.

... developing a life-long aversion to Rajon Rondo and Kevin Garnett.

... looking forward to the football season, when my team will compete for a playoff slot.  Oh, wait...

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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2010, 11:28:27 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2010, 11:28:37 PM »

Offline BballTim

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...disgusted by the lack of heart that not only my MVP player demonstrated in the last three games of this series but also the team as a whole as they rolled over and played dead in a three possession game with 2 minutes left on the clock.

...angered that with the best cast of talent, both old and young, ever assembled around the best player on the planet, that the Cavs' general manager decided to keep one of the absolute worst coaches in the league at the helm after he tanked last years title chances with awful coaching in the playoffs.

...saddened that a hometown hero, an MVP, the best player in franchise history and one of the best basketball players to ever dribble a basketball, no matter what many in the media say, is probably going to being wearing #6 for som,e other team next year.

...flabbergasted that my team play such boneheaded, stupid, ridiculously unintelligent basketball all night and especially dumbfounded over the moronic decision not to foul and turn the game into a free throw shooting contest when Rondo had the ball with a minute and a half left down 7. Rondo was already 3 for 7 from the line and the Celtics had already missed 12 free throws.

...shocked that the Cavs decided to lay down and lose rather than fight to win in the final 90 seconds.

...praying that LeBron decides to come back even though he probably stands a better chance to win 2 or 3 titles in the next 5 years in Chicago or New Jersey than he does Cleveland as the Cavs are severely salary cap handicapped and a poorly constructed team.

...thinking of becoming a Celtics fan because they rock and have the best sports blog on the internet!!!!

  I don't think you're giving the Celts enough credit. The Cavs should have fouled Rondo (or someone...) in the last 30 seconds but the Cavs went up against a better team playing terrific defense.

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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2010, 11:28:51 PM »

Offline RebusRankin

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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2010, 11:28:55 PM »

Offline Rondo_is_better

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Hahaha TP for that last point, Nick.

All good, valid, intelligent insight once again.
Grab a few boards, keep the TO's under 14, close out on shooters and we'll win.

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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2010, 11:29:18 PM »

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"Sam Cassell was heckling on the sideline when I walked down, He looked at me and was like, ‘You're getting the ball, I know you're getting the ball!'
said Allen.

And did Cassell, a man of many words, have anything to say after that?

 "No, I told him he needed to wear a tie."

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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2010, 11:29:57 PM »

Offline Fafnir

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 I don't think you're giving the Celts enough credit. The Cavs should have fouled Rondo (or someone...) in the last 30 seconds but the Cavs went up against a better team playing terrific defense.
I don't understand that, why not foul Rondo with two minutes left?

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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2010, 11:32:53 PM »

Offline BballTim

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 I don't think you're giving the Celts enough credit. The Cavs should have fouled Rondo (or someone...) in the last 30 seconds but the Cavs went up against a better team playing terrific defense.
I don't understand that, why not foul Rondo with two minutes left?

  It was probably closer to 90 seconds, but I agree, they blew the chance to foul when Rondo was holding onto the ball.

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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2010, 11:35:01 PM »

Offline houseonfire09

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Probably the perfect thread for this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2010, 11:37:01 PM »

Offline Roy Hobbs

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