If LeBron James was on a grocery store shelf he'd be a tea bag.
If BronBron were a jersey number he'd be a six.
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If LeCrab was a player not allowed to travel he'd average eight less points per game.
If "The King" were a syringe, he'd be a syringe filled with HGH.
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