Dear Rasheed
You stink.
Please play better.
thank you.
Dear Sheed'
I never cared much for your game or your attitude, but when you were added to the fold and wrapped in a green uniform, I gave you the benefit of the doubt, and even rooted for you, (as I would for anyone called a Celtic). After much time on the parquet, it's clear that you haven't changed ... you're lazy on defense, won't take a charge or even move to get in front of an opponent's attack, keep your arms at your side, don't like to post up except when you're forced to, would rather flap your gums and get a "T" than keep your mouth shut for the good of the team, and love to keep launching three-point bricks that go in about 10% of the time. You don't possess the attributes that are required for exhibiting Celtic Pride or Ubuntu, and it's clear that you are too set in your ways to change. The trial period is over ... please return to the black hole of basketball that you came from, and take your infectious apathy with you. The best of luck there, of course ... and keep smiling! (After all, it's only a game).

TP, FJR.