The Brooklyn Draft Dodgers select Manu Ginobili.
Ginobili is excited to join Wade in his title hunt, in what immediately becomes the most dynamic guard tandem in the league.
However, when informed that he would be playing out the next two seasons on a hastily assembled outdoor court in the Atlantic Rail Yard, Manu may or may not have made a sour face.
(The Draft Dodgers do hope to work out a leasing arrangement with the Nets in time for the 2012 opening of the Barclays Center. No comment yet from Nets GM Indeed Proceed.)