The Pick Two Draft Thread

[Gainesville Celtic]

New Orleans would like to announce that they now feel like the prettiest girl crying on the back steps of the auxiliary gym after their dance partner dumped them for some SKANK from Chicago, so they might as well make their pick now because it's not like anyone will ever want to trade with them now, people are stupid and I can't wait to get out of this crappy high school fantasy draft.

So...New Orleans selects Goran Dragic.

Whatever.

TP for brilliance

[Gainesville Celtic]

MIL Bucks have pick 6.10 and depending on what NJ does are willing to drop back 5-6 spots if a guy you really want is still there!

pick may be delayed as i''m at lunch --- though i'm also fixing to be in line at the DMV so may have lots o time...

[Lucky17]

New Orleans would like to announce that they now feel like the prettiest girl crying on the back steps of the auxiliary gym after their dance partner dumped them for some SKANK from Chicago, so they might as well make their pick now because it's not like anyone will ever want to trade with them now, people are stupid and I can't wait to get out of this crappy high school fantasy draft.

So...New Orleans selects Goran Dragic.

Whatever.

LOL. I almost gave you a sympathy TP, but then realized that you have a non-stop party in your town for the next week.

Just get drunk and swap coaches with a WNBA franchise. You can say you were experimenting.

[indeedproceed]

Okay, after extensive hand wringing

Nets select Wes Matthews

Why? Because he's a good scorer and will really complement both Will Bynum and Thabo Sefelosha.

[KCattheStripe]

Okay, after extensive hand wringing

Nets select Wes Matthews

Why? Because he's a good scorer and will really complement both Will Bynum and Thabo Sefelosha.

IP, if you're going to draft my binky, at least spell his name correctly. It's not Wes Matthews, it's Wes Matthews

[PLamb]

Okay, after extensive hand wringing

Nets select Wes Matthews

Why? Because he's a good scorer and will really complement both Will Bynum and Thabo Sefelosha.

So KC traded with you so that you could take KC's binkie?

[KCattheStripe]

Okay, after extensive hand wringing

Nets select Wes Matthews

Why? Because he's a good scorer and will really complement both Will Bynum and Thabo Sefelosha.

So KC traded with you so that you could take KC's binkie?

I wasn't going to take him this round. And I know he's going to a good home.

[PLamb]

Okay, after extensive hand wringing

Nets select Wes Matthews

Why? Because he's a good scorer and will really complement both Will Bynum and Thabo Sefelosha.

So KC traded with you so that you could take KC's binkie?

I wasn't going to take him this round. And I know he's going to a good home.

That's funny

[indeedproceed]

Okay, after extensive hand wringing

Nets select Wes Matthews

Why? Because he's a good scorer and will really complement both Will Bynum and Thabo Sefelosha.

So KC traded with you so that you could take KC's binkie?

Interesting observation, plamb........


and now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ej9Dqhe5p4

[KCattheStripe]

New Orleans would like to announce that they now feel like the prettiest girl crying on the back steps of the auxiliary gym after their dance partner dumped them for some SKANK from Chicago, so they might as well make their pick now because it's not like anyone will ever want to trade with them now, people are stupid and I can't wait to get out of this crappy high school fantasy draft.

So...New Orleans selects Goran Dragic.

Whatever.

TP for brilliance

That's MR. Skank to you.

[KCattheStripe]

C, I thought you needed to make this pick quick.

[fairweatherfan]

New Orleans would like to announce that they now feel like the prettiest girl crying on the back steps of the auxiliary gym after their dance partner dumped them for some SKANK from Chicago, so they might as well make their pick now because it's not like anyone will ever want to trade with them now, people are stupid and I can't wait to get out of this crappy high school fantasy draft.

So...New Orleans selects Goran Dragic.

Whatever.

TP for brilliance

That's MR. Skank to you.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my muffled weeping, the crinkling of cookie dough wrappers and The Fray at top volume.

[KCattheStripe]

New Orleans would like to announce that they now feel like the prettiest girl crying on the back steps of the auxiliary gym after their dance partner dumped them for some SKANK from Chicago, so they might as well make their pick now because it's not like anyone will ever want to trade with them now, people are stupid and I can't wait to get out of this crappy high school fantasy draft.

So...New Orleans selects Goran Dragic.

Whatever.

TP for brilliance

That's MR. Skank to you.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my muffled weeping, the crinkling of cookie dough wrappers and The Fray at top volume.

Drama queen.

[indeedproceed]

New Orleans would like to announce that they now feel like the prettiest girl crying on the back steps of the auxiliary gym after their dance partner dumped them for some SKANK from Chicago, so they might as well make their pick now because it's not like anyone will ever want to trade with them now, people are stupid and I can't wait to get out of this crappy high school fantasy draft.

So...New Orleans selects Goran Dragic.

Whatever.

TP for brilliance

That's MR. Skank to you.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my muffled weeping, the crinkling of cookie dough wrappers and The Fray at top volume.

Me, I always used to watch High Fidelity and get hammered....I guess to each their own, huh?

[Lucky17]

New Orleans would like to announce that they now feel like the prettiest girl crying on the back steps of the auxiliary gym after their dance partner dumped them for some SKANK from Chicago, so they might as well make their pick now because it's not like anyone will ever want to trade with them now, people are stupid and I can't wait to get out of this crappy high school fantasy draft.

So...New Orleans selects Goran Dragic.

Whatever.

TP for brilliance

That's MR. Skank to you.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my muffled weeping, the crinkling of cookie dough wrappers and The Fray at top volume.

Me, I always used to watch High Fidelity and get hammered....I guess to each their own, huh?

High Fidelity is the reason why the majority of my fantasy teams are named Sonic Death Monkey.