Bill Simmons will reference Teen Wolf, the new 90210 and the new Melrose Place 10,000 times during the season in his columns about the NBA.
McHale will try to clothesline Rambis during a game. McHale will be doing the colour commentary and Rambis will be coaching the Wolves.
Cleveland will petition the league so that Mo Williams, Anthony Parker, Anderson Varajeo, Jamario Moon and J.J Hickson are all-stars along with Shaq and Lebron.
I will complain about the refs at least 10,000 times during the season.