The Lakers are so...

[Eja117]

Someone said they give TP for making fun of the Lakers so here I try


The Lakers are so ridiculous that they're named after something that has nothing to do with LA

The Lakers are so ridiculous that the coolest guy in the gym with the most chicks is an ugly over the hill actor trying to compensate for something

The Lakers are so ridiculous that their team colors are androgynous

The Lakers are so absurd that guys like Kobe and Odom are considered good well adjusted guys

The Lakers are so ugly that Pao Gasol aka Teen Wolf is the best looking guy on the team

The Lakers try so hard to compensate for something that one of them is going to marry a Kardashian on tv and they don't even blink or say "Yo. Maybe that's a bad idea dude"

The Lakers are so inept that Shaq looks happy to not be winning championships anywhere else.

The Lakers are so bad they had to hire Phil Jackson

Phil Jackson is so bad he had to go to the Lakers

Soon they will change the name from the Lakers Girls to the Lakers Men or possibly Lakers Geico Cavemen, but they'll still be cooler than the team

The Lakers are so bad that LA isn't even on Lebron's possible destination list

The Lakers are so corrupt they make USC basketball look like the cleanest gig in town

Without Kobe they'd lose to UCLA

Half the reason Clippers rookies don't want to play in LA is the Lakers

The Lakers are so bad they drafted a player from UCLA and still didn't get better

[slamtheking]

[Edited.]

Keep it clean, please. -R.H.

[Eja117]

[Edited.]

wait. What? Woooaaaaahhhh

Also what the heck is that thing in your avatar? I tried and I just cannot see that

[slamtheking]

[Edited.]

wait. What? Woooaaaaahhhh

Also what the heck is that thing in your avatar? I tried and I just cannot see that

Avatar is an ostrich on an ostrich farm.  I'm about due to change it for something else.

[Edgar]

Just because i have to point it

Be civil this thread will be heavily moderated

[Schupac]

The Lakers are so ridiculous they are going to lose to the Celtics in 7 games this year.

[BudweiserCeltic]

The Lakers are so soft, that they need to employ Jack Nicholson to fight their battles for them... you know, so that they can "act" tough.

[TitleMaster]

The Lakers are the Jim O'Brien Celtics, one all star swingman (Pierce vs Kobe), a goofy forward (see Odom's work ethic vis-a-vis Antoine's shot selection), another goofy forward (McCarty vs Gasol in terms of softness galore), a so-called tough center (Vitaly's head butts vs Bynum taking it on the shin and being out), and other useless spot shooters (see Delk, Rogers vs Sasha, Farmar) and you can see that the Western Conf is weak, if they can't hold these clowns back.

[GroverTheClover]

Lakers are sooo 2009. Celtics are sooo 2010.