i started to put together an all-bad-and-overpaid-bigs trade involving blount, dampier, brian cardinal, dan gadzuric, kwame brown, isiah's boys jerome james, eddie curry and jared jeffries, mark madsen, darko and (my personal favorite loser) jermaine o'neal coming to the Cs for pretty much everyone, but before the espn trade machine ran out of room for teams in a single trade, i spontaniously passed out and hit my head so hard on the keyboard that the word "KJHGFD" engraved in my forhead like rick james' UNITY ring did to charlie murphy.
