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Little things I hate about the Celtics
« on: August 30, 2009, 11:30:30 AM »

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KG's head slam into the basket post before games. I really worried that this team won't win another title because KG is going to miss the playoffs due to severe migraines, concussions, stiff necks or disc problems. Or that in a Game 7 away from the Garden, that some smart general manager is going to tell some of the crew to "accidentally" forget to put the padding on underneath the wrapping around the post. I can see KG going up, not realizing the padding is not there and knocking himself unconscious and missing the game.

All the "what me" faces that most of the Celtics have. I wonder if they practice these faces in the mirror before games?







The different sneakers they wear. Sorry, I was always a huge fan of the all black sneakers all the time look of yesteryear. Now someone has green shoes, the other guys white. KG's has green and white stripes. I know corporate shoe money is huge but, are you telling me the C's don't have the power to say "Where any style shoe you want, the just have to be all black." I mean it costs Nike and Reebok like 4 cents to make these things overseas. It can't be that much of a financial burden to them.

Rasheed's bald spot. Sorry, now that he's a Celtic this really annoys me. Why is it off center and a little high on the back of his head? I hope it's not the reason why his shooting percentage has dipped so much as he has gotten older. Could it be that the extra hair on one side of his head is throwing his balance off so he's missing more shots? Didn't make a difference before but I don't want him missing shots because he refuses to shave his head like most other athlete's with male pattern baldness.

Scal's whiteness. Every time he gets off the bench I have to adjust the contrast on the television. Scal, go tanning or spray some of that fake color stuff on you. I mean, you're so white you shine. You should substitute as a beacon on the coast so lighthouses can have a vacation your whiteness is so bright.

The love handles on some of the past Celtic Dancers. you know what. I hate the dancers. Can't stand the idea. I know Red is waiting for the management group who made the decision to create this idea to get to heaven so he can kick the everliving crap out of them. That said, if you are going to have dancers and parade them around like sex meat in skin tight outfits, shouldn't they be in better shape than 45 year old wife? Shouldn't they look like super models? Listen if the have belly rolls, they don't make the grade. I don't care if they are prima ballerinas because, and can we be honest here, no one cares that they are dancing. They only care that they look good!

The new Belichickian style of never leaking news. It's driving me nuts. Especially before drafts and during the signing of free agents and with injuries. I want to know what's going on. If you don't want to release the info to the media, fine. AT THE VERY LEAST, SEND ME A FREAKING E-MAIL DANNY AND KEEP ME IN THE LOOP!!!

The frequency of the panned cheers at the game. Please, cease and desist with this immediately. Every once in a while is okay, but every possession?? I counted during one game last year and did you know that during that game the other team scored 65% of the time that the "DEFENSE! DEFENSE!" panned cheer was used. I mean the opposition is so used to it they now score MORE OFTEN when the cheers are being used. If the cheers aren't being used the other teams will be confused and probably score less often!!!

Re: Little things I hate about the Celtics
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2009, 11:35:00 AM »

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2 quick things....

-sheed's "bald spot" is not a bald spot, but a birthmark

- the faces...every team in the league does it, and i agree with u for hating it

Re: Little things I hate about the Celtics
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2009, 11:35:55 AM »

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2 quick things....

-sheed's "bald spot" is not a bald spot, but a birthmark

- the faces...every team in the league does it, and i agree with u for hating it
Sorry Sheed. Still bugs me.

Re: Little things I hate about the Celtics
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2009, 11:42:45 AM »

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Tony Allen thinking he is a PG


The offense forgetting about one of the three stars (usually Ray)


The all bench 2nd unit (Wallace should help fix that)



Re: Little things I hate about the Celtics
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2009, 11:45:39 AM »

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That they don't own the Garden.

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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2009, 11:45:54 AM »

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The love handles on some of the past Celtic Dancers. you know what. I hate the dancers. Can't stand the idea. I know Red is waiting for the management group who made the decision to create this idea to get to heaven so he can kick the everliving crap out of them. That said, if you are going to have dancers and parade them around like sex meat in skin tight outfits, shouldn't they be in better shape than 45 year old wife? Shouldn't they look like super models? Listen if the have belly rolls, they don't make the grade. I don't care if they are prima ballerinas because, and can we be honest here, no one cares that they are dancing. They only care that they look good!
Gotta disagree with you here.  Some of them are amazing.  There might be one or two with a little jiggle in the stomach but most of them are out of most of our leagues.  They might not be "TV Hot" but they are "real life hot".

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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2009, 11:47:05 AM »

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Oh, and they make Lucky buy his own clothes

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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2009, 11:49:24 AM »

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In Perk's mind he has still never committed a foul in the NBA.

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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2009, 11:51:04 AM »

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In Perk's mind he has still never committed a foul in the NBA.


That put him in good company.  Mutumbo never commited a foul either.

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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2009, 11:52:29 AM »

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The love handles on some of the past Celtic Dancers. you know what. I hate the dancers. Can't stand the idea. I know Red is waiting for the management group who made the decision to create this idea to get to heaven so he can kick the everliving crap out of them. That said, if you are going to have dancers and parade them around like sex meat in skin tight outfits, shouldn't they be in better shape than 45 year old wife? Shouldn't they look like super models? Listen if the have belly rolls, they don't make the grade. I don't care if they are prima ballerinas because, and can we be honest here, no one cares that they are dancing. They only care that they look good!
Gotta disagree with you here.  Some of them are amazing.  There might be one or two with a little jiggle in the stomach but most of them are out of most of our leagues.  They might not be "TV Hot" but they are "real life hot".

I think I could look past the jiggle if given the opportunity as well.
Back to wanting Joe fired.

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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2009, 11:53:34 AM »

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The all bench 2nd unit (Wallace should help fix that)


Amen to that.  With Sheed and Daniels, the bench shouldn't be as bad as in the past.  But Doc really needs to have more foresight.  There's really no reason why 2, if not 3, of the starters can't be on the court at all times throughout a game.  

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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2009, 11:57:22 AM »

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Rondo's J or lack there of.
Back to wanting Joe fired.

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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2009, 12:03:42 PM »

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The all bench 2nd unit (Wallace should help fix that)




TP4U wd. How the heck could I forget the whole unit 2nd team substitutions. I think I could go off on a 5000 word rant on that alone. One of the few things about Doc Rivers that really, really bugs me.

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That Rondo flops a lot now.

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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2009, 12:18:14 PM »

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I hate how we made Kobe Bryant cry. I wanted him to be upset but not cry, he is a grown man with kids.