This one is actually baseball so I hope you guys dont mind but I kinda wanted to throw it out there.
I am blessed with an arm like a rocket, and the mind of a scientist. I have a catch phrase. Some people say Im a woman hater, but thats not true, I love all women. Some people say that my pitching mechanics are worse than Barack Obama. "I’m the man with the ball. I’m the man who can throw it faster than ___. So that is why I’m better than everyone else in the world.