Take Your Best Guess - What Will Our Players Average?

[Prof. Clutch]

This is for pure speculation and fun.  Copy the criteria below and submit what you think the following players will average per game or total by the end of the year:

Rondo -
Points Per Game:
Rebounds Per Game:
Assists Per Game:
Steals Per Game:
Season Total Triple Doubles:

Pierce -
Points Per Game:
Rebounds Per Game:
Assists Per Game:
Season Total Game Winning Shots:

Ray -
Points Per Game:
Season Total 3pt FG%:
Season Total FT%:
Season Total Game Winning Shots:
Season Total 3 Pointers Made:

KG -
Points Per Game:
Rebounds Per Game:
Assists Per Game:
Blocks Per Game:
Season Total Triple Doubles:

Perk -
Points Per Game:
Rebounds Per Game:
Blocks Per Game:
Season Total Technical Fouls:
Season Total Angry Scowls:

Rasheed -
Points Per Game:
Rebounds Per Game:
Blocks Per Game:
Season Total Technical Fouls:
Season Total 3 Pointers Made:

Eddie House -
Season Total 3 Point FG%:

Tony Allen -
Minutes Per Game:

Scalabrine -
Minutes Per Game:

Celtics Team Record -
Season Total Wins:
Season Total Losses:

[Redz]

Rondo -
Points Per Game: 12.5
Rebounds Per Game: 6.1
Assists Per Game: 10.5
Steals Per Game: 2.47
Season Total Triple Doubles: 17

Pierce -
Points Per Game: 18.9
Rebounds Per Game: 6.8
Assists Per Game: 2.9
Season Total Game Winning Shots: 1

Ray -
Points Per Game: 17.9
Season Total 3pt FG%: .429
Season Total FT%: .909
Season Total Game Winning Shots: 1
Season Total 3 Pointers Made: 199

KG -
Points Per Game: 16.2
Rebounds Per Game: 9.1
Assists Per Game: 3.0
Blocks Per Game: 1.4
Season Total Triple Doubles: 0
 
Perk -
Points Per Game: 10.1
Rebounds Per Game: 10.2
Blocks Per Game: 3.0
Season Total Technical Fouls: 17
Season Total Angry Scowls: 

Rasheed -
Points Per Game: 7.2
Rebounds Per Game: 4.1
Blocks Per Game: 0.5
Season Total Technical Fouls: 14
Season Total 3 Pointers Made: 89

Eddie House -
Season Total 3 Point FG%: .444

Tony Allen -
Minutes Per Game: 8.9

Scalabrine -
Minutes Per Game: 5.1

Celtics Team Record -
Season Total Wins: 70
Season Total Losses: 12

[Prof. Clutch]

My best guesses:

Rondo -
Points Per Game: 13
Rebounds Per Game: 4
Assists Per Game: 9
Steals Per Game: 1.5
Season Total Triple Doubles: 4

Pierce -
Points Per Game: 19
Rebounds Per Game: 4
Assists Per Game: 4
Season Total Game Winning Shots: 3

Ray -
Points Per Game: 16
Season Total 3pt FG%: .405
Season Total FT%: 91
Season Total Game Winning Shots: 3
Season Total 3 Pointers Made: 135

KG -
Points Per Game: 16
Rebounds Per Game: 8
Assists Per Game: 3
Blocks Per Game: 1.3
Season Total Triple Doubles: 1

Perk -
Points Per Game: 9
Rebounds Per Game: 9
Blocks Per Game: 1.5
Season Total Technical Fouls: 16
Season Total Angry Scowls: 4,956,321

Rasheed -
Points Per Game: 9
Rebounds Per Game: 6
Blocks Per Game: 1
Season Total Technical Fouls: 18
Season Total 3 Pointers Made: 100

Eddie House -
Season Total 3 Point FG%: .445

Tony Allen -
Minutes Per Game: 2

Scalabrine -
Minutes Per Game: 2

Celtics Team Record -
Season Total Wins: 63
Season Total Losses: 19

[Prof. Clutch]

Perk -
Season Total Technical Fouls: 17

Rasheed -
Season Total Technical Fouls: 14

So you think Perk's gonna out technical Sheed this year, huh?

[Redz]

Perk -
Season Total Technical Fouls: 17

Rasheed -
Season Total Technical Fouls: 14

So you think Perk's gonna out technical Sheed this year, huh?

Yup.  Especially now that he'll have the master around to help him hone his skills.

Bonus question:

How many time will Perk & Sheed get T'd up on the same play?

[Chris]

Rondo -
Points Per Game: 14
Rebounds Per Game: 5.1
Assists Per Game: 9.5
Steals Per Game: 2.0
Season Total Triple Doubles: 8

Pierce -
Points Per Game: 17.5
Rebounds Per Game: 5.2
Assists Per Game: 3.3
Season Total Game Winning Shots: 2

Ray -
Points Per Game: 18.1
Season Total 3pt FG%: .436
Season Total FT%: .909
Season Total Game Winning Shots: 3
Season Total 3 Pointers Made: 204

KG -
Points Per Game: 16.2
Rebounds Per Game: 9.5
Assists Per Game: 2.5
Blocks Per Game: 1.8
Season Total Triple Doubles: 0
 
Perk -
Points Per Game: 8.4
Rebounds Per Game: 10.2
Blocks Per Game: 3.0
Season Total Technical Fouls: 12
Season Total Angry Scowls:  infinite

Rasheed -
Points Per Game: 12.1
Rebounds Per Game: 5.6
Blocks Per Game: 1.1
Season Total Technical Fouls: 14
Season Total technicals for simply screaming obscenities back and forth with KG: 8

Eddie House -
Season Total 3 Point FG%: .456

Marquis Daniels -
Points per game: 13.1
Rebounds per game 3.5
Assists per game: 2.5

Big Baby -
Minutes per game: 18.5
Points per game: 8.2
Rebounds per game: 4.5
Whoppers eaten: 756

Bill Walker -
Minutes per game: 10.4
DNP's: 12

Tony Allen -
Minutes Per Game: 8.9
DNP's: 22

Scalabrine -
Minutes Per Game: 12.5
DNP's: 35

Celtics Team Record -
Season Total Wins: 68
Season Total Losses: 14

[Prof. Clutch]

Perk -
Season Total Technical Fouls: 17

Rasheed -
Season Total Technical Fouls: 14

So you think Perk's gonna out technical Sheed this year, huh?

Yup.  Especially now that he'll have the master around to help him hone his skills.

Bonus question:

How many time will Perk & Sheed get T'd up on the same play?

I like the bonus question...I'm guessing at least once, perhaps from fight each other.  Haha.  Here's another bonus question, how many times will Sheed get kicked out of a game?  And how about Perk for that matter?
Feel free to submit other questions, I'd like to include a Doc Rivers one.

[Prof. Clutch]

Rasheed -
Season Total triple technicals for simply screaming obscenities back and forth with KG: 8

Big Baby -
Whoppers eaten: 756

Haha.  TP for both of those.

[Drucci]

Great thread idea, TP for you Prof. Clutch!

Some stats are tough to guess.

Rondo -
Points Per Game: 17
Rebounds Per Game: 7
Assists Per Game: 10
Steals Per Game: 1
Season Total Triple Doubles: 5

Pierce -
Points Per Game: 21
Rebounds Per Game: 5
Assists Per Game: 4
Season Total Game Winning Shots: 2

Ray -
Points Per Game: 19
Season Total 3pt FG%: 40%
Season Total FT%: 97%
Season Total Game Winning Shots:¨4
Season Total 3 Pointers Made: 158

KG -
Points Per Game: 18
Rebounds Per Game: 7
Assists Per Game: 3
Blocks Per Game: 2
Season Total Triple Doubles: 8

Perk -
Points Per Game: 13
Rebounds Per Game: 9
Blocks Per Game: 2
Season Total Technical Fouls: 11
Season Total Angry Scowls: 82 games x 3

Rasheed -
Points Per Game: 12
Rebounds Per Game: 5
Blocks Per Game: 1
Season Total Technical Fouls: 13
Season Total 3 Pointers Made: 100

Eddie House -
Season Total 3 Point FG%: 43%

Tony Allen -
Minutes Per Game: DNP - LACK OF TALENT/BRAIN/SCARED THE COACHING STAFF

Scalabrine -
Minutes Per Game: 5 (to fire up the crowd)

Celtics Team Record -
Season Total Wins: 64
Season Total Losses: 18

[nickagneta]

Rondo -
Points Per Game: 13.2
Rebounds Per Game: 5.8
Assists Per Game: 9.9
Steals Per Game: 2.25
Season Total Triple Doubles: 6

Pierce -
Points Per Game: 19.5
Rebounds Per Game: 6.3
Assists Per Game: 4.1
Season Total Game Winning Shots: 1

Ray -
Points Per Game: 17.5
Season Total 3pt FG%: 40
Season Total FT%: 93
Season Total Game Winning Shots: 2
Season Total 3 Pointers Made: 175

KG -
Points Per Game: 17.5
Rebounds Per Game: 8.5
Assists Per Game: 3.8
Blocks Per Game: 1.45
Season Total Triple Doubles: 0

Perk -
Points Per Game: 10.7
Rebounds Per Game: 9.4
Blocks Per Game: 2.35
Season Total Technical Fouls: 13
Season Total Angry Scowls: Unlimited

Rasheed -
Points Per Game: 11. 1
Rebounds Per Game: 6.5
Blocks Per Game: 1.1
Season Total Technical Fouls: More than Perk
Season Total 3 Pointers Made: 94

Eddie House -
Season Total 3 Point FG%: 38

Tony Allen -
Minutes Per Game: 5

Scalabrine -
Minutes Per Game: 5

Celtics Team Record -
Season Total Wins: 64
Season Total Losses: 18
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[lon3lytoaster]

1.0 championship

[tb727]

This is fun although I'm not going to guess all:

Perk- 8 ppg, 8.5 rpg, 1.75 bpg
KG- 16.8 ppg, 8.8 rpg, 1.5 bpg
Ray- 16.2 ppg
Paul- 19.1 ppg
Rajon- 15.8 ppg
Rasheed- 12.8 ppg
Daniels- 6.8 ppg
House- 6.8 ppg
Davis- 7 ppg

I do think Ray will finally slow but Rajon will compensate in the ppg dept.

Interesting the post saying Daniels will average 13ppg.  I don't envision that but who knows.

64-18 sounds about right, hope that can get them home court through the playoffs.

[Eigild]

Rondo -
Points Per Game: 13,5
Rebounds Per Game: 4,5
Assists Per Game: 8,5
Steals Per Game: 1,8
Season Total Triple Doubles: 5

Pierce -
Points Per Game: 18,5
Rebounds Per Game: 5
Assists Per Game: 3,5
Season Total Game Winning Shots: 2

Ray -
Points Per Game: 15,5
Season Total 3pt FG%: 38
Season Total FT%: 93
Season Total Game Winning Shots: 3
Season Total 3 Pointers Made: 165

KG -
Points Per Game: 16
Rebounds Per Game: 8,5
Assists Per Game: 3
Blocks Per Game: 1,2
Season Total Triple Doubles: 1

Perk -
Points Per Game: 8
Rebounds Per Game: 8
Blocks Per Game: 2
Season Total Technical Fouls: 11
Season Total Angry Scowls: not countable

Rasheed -
Points Per Game: 11
Rebounds Per Game: 7
Blocks Per Game: 1
Season Total Technical Fouls: 16
Season Total 3 Pointers Made: 105

Eddie House -
Season Total 3 Point FG%: 42

Tony Allen -
Minutes Per Game: 9

Scalabrine -
Minutes Per Game: 6

Celtics Team Record -
Season Total Wins: 61
Season Total Losses: 21

[lon3lytoaster]

I did the math on how many times Perk will scowl, although I'm not too great at math I came up with 236,160 scowls in an 82 game sched. 60 scowls a minute, 2880 scowls in a 48 minute game, multipled by 82 gives you your answer.

So not only is that predictable, but it's easily answered correctly through math; Perkins never stops scowling.

[Slugger]

I can definately see KG hitting at least 1 game winner for the year.

Coming down to the final play....Ray or Paul pick n pop with KG...Bang.  18 footer for the game.

Put me down for 3 KG game winners