The Ultimate Draft - Congrats Edgar: Team Voted Best Overall

[Redz]

I'm officially putting myself down for the hoops team.
I already made a post about the skills of my players on page 60, but here's a recap:

PG- Taz
SG- Echo
SF- Rogue
PF- Rodman
C- Jean Grey/Phoenix
Coach/Utility- Jesus

Literally unstoppable (except for Rodman).

team dragqueens..
and Taz

Of course your Coach Utility have my team a little scared

No need to worry about Jesus.  As you remember, he doesn't like to show off his miracles for trivial reasons.  I don't think he'd be a big fan of basketball, and would probably try to minister to the people in the crowd.

Zeus, on the other hand, is a vindictive, competitive and vengeful god, who would have no problem dropping 100 on you.

Hades Will NOT let his younger brother do ANYTHING
He knows him since ever.
And know all the dirty tricks.

Wasn't Zeus the one who broke him out of his Dad's stomach or something?
Plus, Hades was always bad at winning.  How do you think he landed in the underworld?

No Hades is older

and just have a bad draw that day, just like Cs when duncan.


from someplace:

He is a greedy god who is greatly concerned with increasing his subjects. Those whose calling increase the number of dead are seen favorably. The Erinyes are welcomed guests. He is exceedingly disinclined to allow any of his subjects leave.

He is also the god of wealth, due to the precious metals mined from the earth.


So hes the owner of the money too.

Any source defined as "someplace" has got to be oozing with Deli Guy credibility.

[mgent]

I'm officially putting myself down for the hoops team.
I already made a post about the skills of my players on page 60, but here's a recap:

PG- Taz
SG- Echo
SF- Rogue
PF- Rodman
C- Jean Grey/Phoenix
Coach/Utility- Jesus

Literally unstoppable (except for Rodman).

team dragqueens..
and Taz

Of course your Coach Utility have my team a little scared

No need to worry about Jesus.  As you remember, he doesn't like to show off his miracles for trivial reasons.  I don't think he'd be a big fan of basketball, and would probably try to minister to the people in the crowd.

Zeus, on the other hand, is a vindictive, competitive and vengeful god, who would have no problem dropping 100 on you.

Hades Will NOT let his younger brother do ANYTHING
He knows him since ever.
And know all the dirty tricks.

Wasn't Zeus the one who broke him out of his Dad's stomach or something?
Plus, Hades was always bad at winning.  How do you think he landed in the underworld?

No Hades is older

and just have a bad draw that day, just like Cs when duncan.


from someplace:

He is a greedy god who is greatly concerned with increasing his subjects. Those whose calling increase the number of dead are seen favorably. The Erinyes are welcomed guests. He is exceedingly disinclined to allow any of his subjects leave.

He is also the god of wealth, due to the precious metals mined from the earth.


So hes the owner of the money too.

His dad actually ate all his children, fearing they would overthrow him.  Zeus's mom, having him last, saved him by giving his father a rock covered in clothing instead, which he then ate.  When Zeus grew up, he went back to his father, and forced him to regurgitate his brothers and sisters.  And the all lived happily ever after.  The end.

[Hoyo de Monterrey]

Shoot me now.

Just wrote a long post about my team, but CB kicked me out, and I´ve lost my post.

The worst. TP

No sympathy allowed in the ultimate draft 

I'm actually the softest member of Team Intimidation... The rest of them all laughed at Casperian and wished him continued ill will, especially Cartman and Vigoda.

[Edgar]

I'm officially putting myself down for the hoops team.
I already made a post about the skills of my players on page 60, but here's a recap:

PG- Taz
SG- Echo
SF- Rogue
PF- Rodman
C- Jean Grey/Phoenix
Coach/Utility- Jesus

Literally unstoppable (except for Rodman).

team dragqueens..
and Taz

Of course your Coach Utility have my team a little scared

No need to worry about Jesus.  As you remember, he doesn't like to show off his miracles for trivial reasons.  I don't think he'd be a big fan of basketball, and would probably try to minister to the people in the crowd.

Zeus, on the other hand, is a vindictive, competitive and vengeful god, who would have no problem dropping 100 on you.

Hades Will NOT let his younger brother do ANYTHING
He knows him since ever.
And know all the dirty tricks.

Wasn't Zeus the one who broke him out of his Dad's stomach or something?
Plus, Hades was always bad at winning.  How do you think he landed in the underworld?

No Hades is older

and just have a bad draw that day, just like Cs when duncan.


from someplace:

He is a greedy god who is greatly concerned with increasing his subjects. Those whose calling increase the number of dead are seen favorably. The Erinyes are welcomed guests. He is exceedingly disinclined to allow any of his subjects leave.

He is also the god of wealth, due to the precious metals mined from the earth.


So hes the owner of the money too.

His dad actually ate all his children, fearing they would overthrow him.  Zeus's mom, having him last, saved him by giving his father a rock covered in clothing instead, which he then ate.  When Zeus grew up, he went back to his father, and forced him to regurgitate his brothers and sisters.  And the all lived happily ever after.  The end.

So Zeus have the easy life

He must be soft

[Redz]

Shoot me now.

Just wrote a long post about my team, but CB kicked me out, and I´ve lost my post.

The worst. TP

No sympathy allowed in the ultimate draft 

I'm actually the softest member of Team Intimidation... The rest of them all laughed at Casperian and wished him continued ill will, especially Cartman and Vigoda.

After the ridiculous amount of time I spent assembling my lovely team display I would have been curled up in a ball crying if I'd lost the work.  I literally spent an extra 10 minutes trying to figure out why some of the purple divider lines were longer and bolder than the others.  I'm still not quite sure why, but I decided to leave well enough alone:

The Squad:

Redz Ultimate Ten

Cartoon Character:
Scooby Doo

___________________________

Actor:
Paul Newman

___________________________


Government Leader:
Ghandi

___________________________

Athlete:
Muhammad Ali

___________________________

Villain:
Kaiser Soze

___________________________

Fictional Character:
MacGyver

___________________________

Scientist:
Albert Einstein

___________________________

Super Hero:
Captain Marvel

___________________________

Musician:
Joe Strummer

___________________________

Wild Card: Harry Houdini

___________________________

[Redz]

I'm officially putting myself down for the hoops team.
I already made a post about the skills of my players on page 60, but here's a recap:

PG- Taz
SG- Echo
SF- Rogue
PF- Rodman
C- Jean Grey/Phoenix
Coach/Utility- Jesus

Literally unstoppable (except for Rodman).

team dragqueens..
and Taz

Of course your Coach Utility have my team a little scared

No need to worry about Jesus.  As you remember, he doesn't like to show off his miracles for trivial reasons.  I don't think he'd be a big fan of basketball, and would probably try to minister to the people in the crowd.

Zeus, on the other hand, is a vindictive, competitive and vengeful god, who would have no problem dropping 100 on you.

Hades Will NOT let his younger brother do ANYTHING
He knows him since ever.
And know all the dirty tricks.

Wasn't Zeus the one who broke him out of his Dad's stomach or something?
Plus, Hades was always bad at winning.  How do you think he landed in the underworld?

No Hades is older

and just have a bad draw that day, just like Cs when duncan.


from someplace:

He is a greedy god who is greatly concerned with increasing his subjects. Those whose calling increase the number of dead are seen favorably. The Erinyes are welcomed guests. He is exceedingly disinclined to allow any of his subjects leave.

He is also the god of wealth, due to the precious metals mined from the earth.


So hes the owner of the money too.

His dad actually ate all his children, fearing they would overthrow him.  Zeus's mom, having him last, saved him by giving his father a rock covered in clothing instead, which he then ate.  When Zeus grew up, he went back to his father, and forced him to regurgitate his brothers and sisters.  And the all lived happily ever after.  The end.

So Zeus have the easy life

He must be soft

Zeus is definitely soft.  ZEUS = MARK BLOUNT

Full of potential, but ultimately a disinterested piece of frustrating garbage.

[mgent]

I'm officially putting myself down for the hoops team.
I already made a post about the skills of my players on page 60, but here's a recap:

PG- Taz
SG- Echo
SF- Rogue
PF- Rodman
C- Jean Grey/Phoenix
Coach/Utility- Jesus

Literally unstoppable (except for Rodman).

team dragqueens..
and Taz

Of course your Coach Utility have my team a little scared

No need to worry about Jesus.  As you remember, he doesn't like to show off his miracles for trivial reasons.  I don't think he'd be a big fan of basketball, and would probably try to minister to the people in the crowd.

Zeus, on the other hand, is a vindictive, competitive and vengeful god, who would have no problem dropping 100 on you.

True - no knock on the Jesus, but he'd be too busy trying to "enlighten people" and "bring them closer to eternal salvation" to do much showing off on the court.  Meanwhile Zeus would be running around chucking lightning bolts up everyone's ass and knocking up the popcorn girl at halftime.

Also, Jesus would need to go the full 48 minutes.  If he came out of the game his teammates would always be wondering, "What would Jesus do?"  Way too confusing.  Not sold on Jesus the hoops player.

Why do you think he's coming off the bench?
Of course then we run the risk of having the other 4 guys on the bench follow him to the sub table.

[Redz]

I'm officially putting myself down for the hoops team.
I already made a post about the skills of my players on page 60, but here's a recap:

PG- Taz
SG- Echo
SF- Rogue
PF- Rodman
C- Jean Grey/Phoenix
Coach/Utility- Jesus

Literally unstoppable (except for Rodman).

team dragqueens..
and Taz

Of course your Coach Utility have my team a little scared

No need to worry about Jesus.  As you remember, he doesn't like to show off his miracles for trivial reasons.  I don't think he'd be a big fan of basketball, and would probably try to minister to the people in the crowd.

Zeus, on the other hand, is a vindictive, competitive and vengeful god, who would have no problem dropping 100 on you.

True - no knock on the Jesus, but he'd be too busy trying to "enlighten people" and "bring them closer to eternal salvation" to do much showing off on the court.  Meanwhile Zeus would be running around chucking lightning bolts up everyone's ass and knocking up the popcorn girl at halftime.

Also, Jesus would need to go the full 48 minutes.  If he came out of the game his teammates would always be wondering, "What would Jesus do?"  Way too confusing.  Not sold on Jesus the hoops player.

Why do you think he's coming off the bench?
Of course then we run the risk of having the other 4 guys on the bench follow him to the sub table.

No, I didn't say he's coming off the bench.  I'm saying you can't sit him down.  Do you have faith Jesus can go the full 48 on a nightly basis? With everything else the poor guy has to deal with, this might be asking a bit much of him.

Come playoff time Jesus have nothing left. That's all I'm saying.

[Roy Hobbs]

I'm officially putting myself down for the hoops team.
I already made a post about the skills of my players on page 60, but here's a recap:

PG- Taz
SG- Echo
SF- Rogue
PF- Rodman
C- Jean Grey/Phoenix
Coach/Utility- Jesus

Literally unstoppable (except for Rodman).

team dragqueens..
and Taz

Of course your Coach Utility have my team a little scared

No need to worry about Jesus.  As you remember, he doesn't like to show off his miracles for trivial reasons.  I don't think he'd be a big fan of basketball, and would probably try to minister to the people in the crowd.

Zeus, on the other hand, is a vindictive, competitive and vengeful god, who would have no problem dropping 100 on you.

Hades Will NOT let his younger brother do ANYTHING
He knows him since ever.
And know all the dirty tricks.

Wasn't Zeus the one who broke him out of his Dad's stomach or something?
Plus, Hades was always bad at winning.  How do you think he landed in the underworld?

No Hades is older

and just have a bad draw that day, just like Cs when duncan.


from someplace:

He is a greedy god who is greatly concerned with increasing his subjects. Those whose calling increase the number of dead are seen favorably. The Erinyes are welcomed guests. He is exceedingly disinclined to allow any of his subjects leave.

He is also the god of wealth, due to the precious metals mined from the earth.


So hes the owner of the money too.

His dad actually ate all his children, fearing they would overthrow him.  Zeus's mom, having him last, saved him by giving his father a rock covered in clothing instead, which he then ate.  When Zeus grew up, he went back to his father, and forced him to regurgitate his brothers and sisters.  And the all lived happily ever after.  The end.

So Zeus have the easy life

He must be soft

Zeus is definitely soft.  ZEUS = MARK BLOUNT

Full of potential, but ultimately a disinterested piece of frustrating garbage.

Bull.  Zeus may have been the Shawn Kemp of Olympic Gods in terms of his prodigious off the court talent, but when wanted to win, he won, one way or another.

[Redz]

I'm officially putting myself down for the hoops team.
I already made a post about the skills of my players on page 60, but here's a recap:

PG- Taz
SG- Echo
SF- Rogue
PF- Rodman
C- Jean Grey/Phoenix
Coach/Utility- Jesus

Literally unstoppable (except for Rodman).

team dragqueens..
and Taz

Of course your Coach Utility have my team a little scared

No need to worry about Jesus.  As you remember, he doesn't like to show off his miracles for trivial reasons.  I don't think he'd be a big fan of basketball, and would probably try to minister to the people in the crowd.

Zeus, on the other hand, is a vindictive, competitive and vengeful god, who would have no problem dropping 100 on you.

Hades Will NOT let his younger brother do ANYTHING
He knows him since ever.
And know all the dirty tricks.

Wasn't Zeus the one who broke him out of his Dad's stomach or something?
Plus, Hades was always bad at winning.  How do you think he landed in the underworld?

No Hades is older

and just have a bad draw that day, just like Cs when duncan.


from someplace:

He is a greedy god who is greatly concerned with increasing his subjects. Those whose calling increase the number of dead are seen favorably. The Erinyes are welcomed guests. He is exceedingly disinclined to allow any of his subjects leave.

He is also the god of wealth, due to the precious metals mined from the earth.


So hes the owner of the money too.

His dad actually ate all his children, fearing they would overthrow him.  Zeus's mom, having him last, saved him by giving his father a rock covered in clothing instead, which he then ate.  When Zeus grew up, he went back to his father, and forced him to regurgitate his brothers and sisters.  And the all lived happily ever after.  The end.

So Zeus have the easy life

He must be soft

Zeus is definitely soft.  ZEUS = MARK BLOUNT

Full of potential, but ultimately a disinterested piece of frustrating garbage.

Bull.  Zeus may have been the Shawn Kemp of Olympic Gods in terms of his prodigious off the court talent, but when wanted to win, he won, one way or another.

I'll buy the ZEUS = SHAWN KEMP analogy.

[Edgar]

I'm officially putting myself down for the hoops team.
I already made a post about the skills of my players on page 60, but here's a recap:

PG- Taz
SG- Echo
SF- Rogue
PF- Rodman
C- Jean Grey/Phoenix
Coach/Utility- Jesus

Literally unstoppable (except for Rodman).

team dragqueens..
and Taz

Of course your Coach Utility have my team a little scared

No need to worry about Jesus.  As you remember, he doesn't like to show off his miracles for trivial reasons.  I don't think he'd be a big fan of basketball, and would probably try to minister to the people in the crowd.

Zeus, on the other hand, is a vindictive, competitive and vengeful god, who would have no problem dropping 100 on you.

Hades Will NOT let his younger brother do ANYTHING
He knows him since ever.
And know all the dirty tricks.

Wasn't Zeus the one who broke him out of his Dad's stomach or something?
Plus, Hades was always bad at winning.  How do you think he landed in the underworld?

No Hades is older

and just have a bad draw that day, just like Cs when duncan.


from someplace:

He is a greedy god who is greatly concerned with increasing his subjects. Those whose calling increase the number of dead are seen favorably. The Erinyes are welcomed guests. He is exceedingly disinclined to allow any of his subjects leave.

He is also the god of wealth, due to the precious metals mined from the earth.


So hes the owner of the money too.

His dad actually ate all his children, fearing they would overthrow him.  Zeus's mom, having him last, saved him by giving his father a rock covered in clothing instead, which he then ate.  When Zeus grew up, he went back to his father, and forced him to regurgitate his brothers and sisters.  And the all lived happily ever after.  The end.

So Zeus have the easy life

He must be soft

Zeus is definitely soft.  ZEUS = MARK BLOUNT

Full of potential, but ultimately a disinterested piece of frustrating garbage.

Bull.  Zeus may have been the Shawn Kemp of Olympic Gods in terms of his prodigious off the court talent, but when wanted to win, he won, one way or another.

I'll buy the ZEUS = SHAWN KEMP analogy.

consider that if something happens
other teams can screeam




and Zeus will choke like Kobe
and he will not have Hades and Poseidon to help him this time

p.s. poseidon is mad too because Roy hobbs talk horrible things about his boy aquaman during this draft

[Roy Hobbs]

p.s. poseidon is mad too because Roy hobbs talk horrible things about his boy aquaman during this draft

Poseidon's boy is Cyclops, I believe, not Aquaman.  Whoever has Odysseus should be worried, but not Zeus' team.

[Redz]

I think all players should be required to wear team uniforms and not be allowed to use foreign objects.  Superpowers are ok, as long as they do not alter the playing field. 

It would be fun to see if we recognize all of the super heroes w/o there get ups.

[Roy Hobbs]

I think all players should be required to wear team uniforms and not be allowed to use foreign objects.  Superpowers are ok, as long as they do not alter the playing field. 

It would be fun to see if we recognize all of the super heroes w/o there get ups.

Works for me.  That tilts the scales even further for Thanos, since we don't have to worry about the Infinity Gauntlet.

[SSFan 6.33]

There really should be two categories:

The geeks (many of us fall into this category)

and

The over the top turbo super geeks (you all know who you are)