The Ultimate Draft - Congrats Edgar: Team Voted Best Overall

[celticinorlando]

Celticinorlando presents Team Grendel's Taint:

Logo:


Starting Five:

C Wilt Chamberlain...100 points in a game..31,419 points, 23,924 rebounds, 4,643 assists, boned 100's of women...here is a list of his awards:

2× NBA champion (1967, 1972)
4× NBA MVP (1960, 1966-1968)
13× NBA All-Star (1960-1969, 1971-1973)
1× NBA Finals MVP (1972)
7× All-NBA First Team Selection (1960-1962, 1964, 1966-1968)
3× All-NBA Second Team Selection (1963, 1965, 1972)
2× NBA All-Defensive First Team Selection (1972-1973)
1960 NBA Rookie of the Year
1× NBA All-Star Game MVP (1960)
NBA's 50th Anniversary All-Time Team
NBA 35th Anniversary Team

PF Tim Duncan....greatest power forward ever to play the game

USBWA College Player of the Year (1997)
Naismith College Player of the Year (1997)
John Wooden Award (1997)
ACC Player of the Year (1996, 1997)
NBA Rookie of the Year (1998)
NBA Most Valuable Player Award (2002, 2003)
NBA Finals MVP (1999, 2003, 2005)
NBA All-Star Game co-MVP (with Shaquille O'Neal) (2000)
4x NBA Champion

SF We are going to play Michael Jordan here...he can handle it

6× NBA Champion (1991, 1992, 1993, 1996, 1997, 1998)
5× NBA MVP (1988, 1991, 1992, 1996, 1998)
14× NBA All-Star (1985-1993, 1996-1998, 2002-2003)
6× NBA Finals MVP (1991-1993, 1996-1998)
1× NBA Defensive Player of the Year (1988)
10× All-NBA First Team Selection (1987-1993, 1996-1998)
1× All-NBA Second Team Selection (1985)
9× NBA All-Defensive First Team Selection (1988-1993, 1996-1998)
1985 NBA Rookie of the Year
1985 NBA All-Rookie Team
3× NBA All-Star Game MVP (1988, 1996, 1998)
2× NBA Slam Dunk Contest winner (1987, 1988)
2x Gold Medal Winner in the Olympics (1984,1992)
NBA's 50th Anniversary All-Time Team
1× NCAA Men's Basketball Champion (1982)
1982 ACC Freshman of the Year
1× ACC Men's Basketball Player of the Year (1984)
1× USBWA College Player of the Year (1984)
1× Naismith College Player of the Year (1984)
1× John R. Wooden Award (1984)
1× Adolph Rupp Trophy (1984)
1991 Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year
2000 ESPY Athlete of the Century
1990s ESPY Male Athlete Decade Award
1990s ESPY Pro Basketballer Decade Award

SG Jimmy Chitwood....all you need to know is "I'll make it Coach"

PG The Flash:

What do all good PG's need? Speed...and there is nobody that can keep up with this guy on the court. He can single handed cover every spot by himself if needed...

Bench:
PG/SG Barrack Obama- Good midrange game...intelligent, has a knack of bringing people together and knows how to be a leader

C Bill Laimbeer- Nasty, dirty, mean, a punk, thug and a guy every team wants to have. Pretty good game also...tough, can rebound, score and defend

SF Wayman Tisdale-makes sweet music on and off the court. Double-double potential and a power off the bench

PF Jackie Moon- Owner, coach, singer....he was ahead of his time with is halftime shows and give aways...he was Scal before Scal...true pioneer in the game of basketball...strong presence on the block.."Love Me Sexy"

Coach: Dr. James Naismith;  just the inventor of the game. Has sme experience at Kansas.

[Redz]

Celticinorlando presents Team Grendel's Taint:

Logo:


Starting Five:

C Wilt Chamberlain...100 points in a game..31,419 points, 23,924 rebounds, 4,643 assists, boned 100's of women...here is a list of his awards:

2× NBA champion (1967, 1972)
4× NBA MVP (1960, 1966-1968)
13× NBA All-Star (1960-1969, 1971-1973)
1× NBA Finals MVP (1972)
7× All-NBA First Team Selection (1960-1962, 1964, 1966-1968)
3× All-NBA Second Team Selection (1963, 1965, 1972)
2× NBA All-Defensive First Team Selection (1972-1973)
1960 NBA Rookie of the Year
1× NBA All-Star Game MVP (1960)
NBA's 50th Anniversary All-Time Team
NBA 35th Anniversary Team

PF Tim Duncan....greatest power forward ever to play the game

USBWA College Player of the Year (1997)
Naismith College Player of the Year (1997)
John Wooden Award (1997)
ACC Player of the Year (1996, 1997)
NBA Rookie of the Year (1998)
NBA Most Valuable Player Award (2002, 2003)
NBA Finals MVP (1999, 2003, 2005)
NBA All-Star Game co-MVP (with Shaquille O'Neal) (2000)
4x NBA Champion

SF We are going to play Michael Jordan here...he can handle it

6× NBA Champion (1991, 1992, 1993, 1996, 1997, 1998)
5× NBA MVP (1988, 1991, 1992, 1996, 1998)
14× NBA All-Star (1985-1993, 1996-1998, 2002-2003)
6× NBA Finals MVP (1991-1993, 1996-1998)
1× NBA Defensive Player of the Year (1988)
10× All-NBA First Team Selection (1987-1993, 1996-1998)
1× All-NBA Second Team Selection (1985)
9× NBA All-Defensive First Team Selection (1988-1993, 1996-1998)
1985 NBA Rookie of the Year
1985 NBA All-Rookie Team
3× NBA All-Star Game MVP (1988, 1996, 1998)
2× NBA Slam Dunk Contest winner (1987, 1988)
2x Gold Medal Winner in the Olympics (1984,1992)
NBA's 50th Anniversary All-Time Team
1× NCAA Men's Basketball Champion (1982)
1982 ACC Freshman of the Year
1× ACC Men's Basketball Player of the Year (1984)
1× USBWA College Player of the Year (1984)
1× Naismith College Player of the Year (1984)
1× John R. Wooden Award (1984)
1× Adolph Rupp Trophy (1984)
1991 Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year
2000 ESPY Athlete of the Century
1990s ESPY Male Athlete Decade Award
1990s ESPY Pro Basketballer Decade Award

SG Jimmy Chitwood....all you need to know is "I'll make it Coach"

PG The Flash:

What do all good PG's need? Speed...and there is nobody that can keep up with this guy on the court. He can single handed cover every spot by himself if needed...

Bench:
PG/SG Barrack Obama- Good midrange game...intelligent, has a knack of bringing people together and knows how to be a leader

C Bill Laimbeer- Nasty, dirty, mean, a punk, thug and a guy every team wants to have. Pretty good game also...tough, can rebound, score and defend

SF Wayman Tisdale-makes sweet music on and off the court. Double-double potential and a power off the bench

PF Jackie Moon- Owner, coach, singer....he was ahead of his time with is halftime shows and give aways...he was Scal before Scal...true pioneer in the game of basketball...strong presence on the block.."Love Me Sexy"

Coach: Dr. James Naismith;  just the inventor of the game. Has sme experience at Kansas.

Jordan the cartoon is wicked overrated 

[Casperian]

My last two picks are

Doctor Strange, Super Hero

Ralph Wiggum, Fictional Character

Cartoon Character: Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate
Actor: Chuck Norris
Government Leader: Julius Caesar
Athlete: Charles Barkley
Villain: Lucifer
Fictional Character: Ralph Wiggum
Scientist: Kurt Gödel
Super Hero: Doctor Strange
Musician: Conan O´Brien
Wild Card: Red Auerbach

[fairweatherfan]

Team Techmology - Starting Lineup

PG/Coach/General Manager - Alexander the Great.  The greatest field general of all time becomes the greatest floor general.  Has a tremendous head for Xs and Os.  Main weakness: Has been dead for 2000+ years, so conditioning may be a factor.

SG/Owner - Batman.  Phenomenal lateral quickness and an unbeatable wingspan.  Just try and get an entry pass to the post with this guy guarding you.  Second to none in determination and maximizing his potential.  Main weaknesses: may struggle with weekend afternoon games due to erratic evening schedule, and is a bit too enamored with gadget plays.

SF - Brainiac.  Tremendously fast, strong, and of course, intelligent, Brainiac is at his core formless, which really helps his shotblocking.  Of course, he won't really need that because of our center.  Brainiac is literally a walking supercomputer, and so is great at analyzing the strategies and weaknesses of opponents in realtime.  Main weaknesses: Difficulty delegating authority, irrational hatred for Paul Allen.

PF - Kevin Garnett.  Emotional leader of the team, he'll help implement Alexander's defensive schemes on the fly and keep his teammates inspired and in fresh supply of new and exotic strings of curse words.  Main weakness: accidentally headbutting Voltron.

C - Voltron (aka BeastKing GoLion).  Perhaps the most dominant center in the Ultimate League, Voltron stands over three hundred feet tall and can easily straddle the paint area, making three-second violations moot, and scoring almost impossible.  Also impossible to back down in the post without causing him to crush the basket, leading to an immediate stoppage of play.  On offense, he is not only ambidextrous but ambipedal, and can even score with his head.  Main weakness: a sharp blow may cause Voltron to break into his lion components, leading to an instant Too Many Men technical.

On the bench:

6th man: Bruce Lee.  Responsibilities include defensive pestering and punching guys too fast for refs or instant replay to catch. Main weakness: Cerebral edema. (too soon?)

Asst Coach/Asst GM: Grand Admiral Thrawn.  Thrawn is the Tommy Thibs of this crew: primary responsibilities are off the court strategy development, including listening to hours of opponents' crappy rap CDs to gain keen insight into their psyches.  In a pinch can come off the bench to guard the 2 or some smaller 3s.

Equipment Manager: Nikola Tesla.  Mostly responsible for technological innovation, but can stick the 3 when needed.  A little like Steve Kerr if he were a mad scientist from Eastern Europe.

Music: Trent Reznor.  Duties include updating classic arena songs for the 21st century, writing team theme songs, and sweating all over opponents' bench areas to cause them to slip and injure themselves (if you've ever seen him in concert this'll make perfect sense).

Manager/Mascot: Charlie Kelly/Green Man.  Will be responsible for maintaining team morale and being someone for KG to rip on without starting a massive superpowered fight.  Green Man will also serve as the best team mascot in the Ultimate League; however, neither Charlie nor Green Man will not be allowed anywhere near the court or the storeroom where we keep the glue.

[Hoyo de Monterrey]

Team Intimidation

PG- Rorschach

SG- Jack Bauer

SF- Mr. T

PF- Charles Oakley

C- Darth Vader

Head Coach- Teddy Roosevelt

Team Doctor- Joseph Lister

Lucky the Mascot- Abe Vigoda

My team is not the most skilled in the world, but I absolutely DARE any of you to drive the lane on this team. Better start shooting from distance, but keep in mind Rorschach's freakish athleticism. This could possibly be the best defensive team ever. Vader blocks literally every shot. Without moving. Oakley can corral all the rebounds of the misses. Mr. T doesn't even have to do anything. Also, Jack Bauer is perhaps the greatest shooter of our time. He has to be shooting at approximately an 85% clip.

[Casperian]

Shoot me now.

Just wrote a long post about my team, but CB kicked me out, and I´ve lost my post.

[Hoyo de Monterrey]

Shoot me now.

Just wrote a long post about my team, but CB kicked me out, and I´ve lost my post.

The worst. TP

[Casperian]

I´ll use Redz´ template

C - Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate
Leader and star Center of the Harlem Globetrotters, the greatest scientists and basketball players in the universe.

PF - Charles Barkley
Not even Godzilla could stop him 1-on-1.

SF - Lucifer
Can hit it from anywhere on the court, brilliant crossover, very disruptive defensively. Loved by the media and the officials, he`s the face of our team.

SG - Chuck Norris
Argues a lot with the officials (Chuck Norris doesn`t foul, he sets a hard pick  ), but is pretty much unstoppable in the open court.

PG - Doctor Strange
A true magician with the ball, he can get anywhere he wants on the floor.

Bench:

PG/G - Ralph Wiggum
He can Shoo-shoot the ball.

F - Julius Cesar
Straight Forward, that´s JC. A brilliant offensive player, he overpasses sometimes and trusts his teammates too much.

Utility - Kurt Gödel
His court awareness and IQ make him the perfect utility player. If the odds are against us, this guy will find a way to win this thing for us.

Scrub - Conan O`Brien
The man has a late-night-show, `nuff said.

Coach - Red Auerbach
The greatest mastermind professional basketball has ever seen, he sets our team apart from any superstar ensemble we`ll have to face.

[Casperian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
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[Edgar]

Team red devils

[fairweatherfan]

Team Intimidation
Vader blocks literally every shot. Without moving.

Tesla, Brainiac and Batman wirelessly hack Vader's circuitry and make it replay memories of his dead girlfriend on an infinite loop, causing him to curl up in a blubbering ball at halfcourt.  Voltron dunks repeatedly from the defensive end of the floor while KG and Green Man play Lite-Brites on Vader's chest.  The end.

[Edgar]

My Team


Point Guard: Naruto Sennin... His nija abilities the ones that surpases Bruce lee ones, speed, ultra fast recovery, excellent ninja skills and shooting makes him the best point guards of all time, wha other pg in this league have a 25 mts. vertical leap.

SG: RamsesII
Leader of doom of the biggest egyptiam empire to ever rule the ancient world, secret science of the egyptians s a great fit in a team full of demons, and somewhere is well documented hit favorite color is red. hey hes a warrior out there.


S.F.  Etrigan, as powerfull as superman as fast as flash, Etrigan is the perfect fit in this position with this team of demons, he is the whole package.

p.f. HellBoy, anung un rama, know to play the position, excellent outside shooting, dont let that stone hand fools u,  think on him as hells mailman.
Great size speed and ultra injury proof . With great chemistry with all demons.Hes the only one around capable on speaking with the deads.

C. Hades, because to play against the Jesuses and Jordanses in this league you certanly need a god, yes we have our very own, with hades there anyone that makes a play on him will go to hell.


Bench

Owner and GM
Von Goethe and The Brain
By far the most intelligent mand and mouse to ever live. this guys only have one think in their mind.
to win and try to take over the world.

Head Coach
Al Pacino
Losing Satann was a big hit to this team , so we decide to go his movie alternatived, the one and only al Pacino, the alternative in hollywood.P.s. if anything goes wrong, he can pull a Scarface at any time and fill all competition in plomo.



Players

Eric Cantona. The best player to ever suit a Man U unifform, hes basically here to earn celticmaestro vote, and to make happy all Manchester united Fans.
Hes also well know for killing demons, so I rather have him by our side.

Ozzy Osborne.
He eats Bats Heads....sorry Batman

[Hoyo de Monterrey]

Team Intimidation
Vader blocks literally every shot. Without moving.

Tesla, Brainiac and Batman wirelessly hack Vader's circuitry and make it replay memories of his dead girlfriend on an infinite loop, causing him to curl up in a blubbering ball at halfcourt.  Voltron dunks repeatedly from the defensive end of the floor while KG and Green Man play Lite-Brites on Vader's chest.  The end.

Thanks for the heads up on your game plan. You know what Jack Bauer does in these situations. Goodbye Tesla, Brainiac, and Batman.

[indeedproceed]

Basketball team:

IndeedProceed's Talented Troop of Traveling Troubadors-

Roster:

Cartoon Character: Underdog
Actor: Bill Murray, Circa 1982 (BMC1982)
Government Leader: Ben Franklin
Athlete: Lawrence Taylor
Villain: Hannibal Lecter
Fictional Character: Westly, The Princess Bride
Scientist: Stephen Hawking
Super Hero: Dr. Manhattan
Musician: Marvin Gaye
Wild Card: Trent, from Swingers

Coach: Stephen Hawking-if he can understand the workings of the cosmos, he can understand the triangle offense.

GM/Ladies Man: Ben Franklin is the creator of the Franklin Stove,bifocals,and the concept of a democratic modern nation. He could improve the team, you know..if trades were allowed.

Starters:
Point Guard: Underdog-much like Rondo he will cause havoc wherever he goes, but unlike Rondo, he won't purposefully show up late.

SG:  Westly, the Princess Bride- A cerebral player as well as a physical one, he stands 6’1. He’s got the finesse, he can best a master swordmen. He’s got strength, he beat a giant. He’s got guile, he played a game against a Sicilian when death was on the line, and won. Lastly, he can play hurt. He stormed a castle while almost dead.

SF: Lawrence Taylor-A freak athlete with a killer instinct, his primary role will be defensive stopper. He will strike fear into even the hardest of competitors.
PF: Trent, from Swingers-Vince Vaughn is pretty tall, and a natural athlete. If I can get him to focus he’ll be a very charismatic forward.

C: Dr Manhattan-He can be as big or small as he wants to be. He can make you exists, or not. What more do I need?


Bench:
Bill Murray, circa 1982- He will provide depth at the SG, and overall moral support. A great lockerroom guy, he can inspire a team to do better. Watch Meatballs if you don’t believe me.
Hannibal Lecter-He will eat up most any second unit out there. Ha, ha. (No seriously he’ll freakin eat you)
Marvin Gaye-He makes my bench way cooler than any other bench. People will say “you know, I don’t like the athleticism on IP’s bench”, then someone will pipe up “Hey man, lay off. Quit being a square.”
Why my team is better than Edgar’s: All of my team are real tangible people, or have been portrayed in live action motion picture.

[Edgar]

Why my team is better than Edgar’s: All of my team are real tangible people, or have been portrayed in live action motion picture.