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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2009, 02:01:29 PM »

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When they give a bad dude a sentence of $200 fine, three years probation, 3 days in jail, community service, and time served.


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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2009, 02:38:28 PM »

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2009, 02:53:57 PM »

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2009, 04:18:44 PM »

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Quote from: eja117 on July 12, 2009, 12:52:54 PM
Quote from: Nut from Nh on July 12, 2009, 12:26:33 PM
For my part...

I rank herpes slightly ahead of Gerald Green

herpes plays better defense, shoots a higher percentage, and is a way better passer

Actually I could kinda see the logic here and am trying to imagine adding herpes to the team.

So herpes is on the court now with the Big Three and Sheed. They're going to try to throw herpes at Kobe. Kobe sees the strategy and is doing everything he can to avoid herpes,  but herpes gets in the lane. Herpes is on the ball now really giving Kobe a great taste of prevent defense. Herpes is all over Kobe now. Herpes denies Kobe the line and Kobe has to pass off. The shot is up and herpes is boxing out Kobe and comes down with it.

And it's a slam dunk for herpes!  12 points for herpes now, and herpes may just be the MVP of this series.

Stern had said he said some concerns about herpes joining the league, but he seems over it now. Stern is at the podium smiling as he shakes hands with herpes.

Herpes has something to say

"I just want to say for all those that doubted me that I had a good time here and I'm definitely coming back next year"
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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #34 on: July 12, 2009, 04:31:43 PM »

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2009, 05:02:38 PM »

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #36 on: July 12, 2009, 05:43:28 PM »

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You go to the movies to watch something good but the theater is full so you end up watching something with Pauly Shore, American Idol (again) or God forbid, something with "actress" Julia Roberts
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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2009, 05:46:13 PM »

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They can't get Harrison Ford to give out an Oscar so we get Sean Penn and a snide remark about how Bush was the only idiot on Earth that didn't understand that Sean's buddy Saddam was actually a pretty nice guy all along followed by a standing ovation and tears from Susan Sarandon
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« Reply #38 on: July 12, 2009, 07:18:23 PM »

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2009, 07:22:05 PM »

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Quote from: KevinGamble on July 12, 2009, 05:02:38 PM
1st place wins a new car.
2nd place wins a set of steak knives.
3rd and 4th place are fired.

--alec baldwin in glengarry glen ross

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2009, 09:20:49 PM »

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2009, 12:14:22 AM »

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #42 on: July 14, 2009, 12:59:56 AM »

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Im pretty sure Jerry West is somewhat "Happy" by being 1969 NBA Finals MVP... :'(
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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #43 on: July 14, 2009, 01:08:49 AM »

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Worst consolation prize:



Best consolation prize:

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #44 on: July 14, 2009, 06:58:52 PM »

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Quote from: RAcker on July 14, 2009, 12:14:22 AM
Being an Auburn Tiger.

Bo Jackson is standing right behind you and he looks kinda angry (and not in a pros vs joes sort of way either)
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