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The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« on: July 12, 2009, 09:42:38 AM »

Offline cdif911

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Per Steve, I decided to make the dream of having this thread a reality...

background - I said if its any consolation, Tony Allen is better than Gerald Green

"cdif, given your history of starting some of our more entertaining threads, I'm looking forward to your upcoming endeavor - "The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time" - just so I can see where "better than Gerald Green" ranks on the list."

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Nick: My guess Steve is it's somewhere right in between "cuter than Rosie O'Donnell" and "nicer than OJ Simpson".

bo: "uglier than Patrick Ewing." (though I think he meant, not as ugly as)

I'll add, not as hairy as Roberto Duenas

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2009, 09:47:56 AM »

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Why thank you, cdif.

I'll add one of my own:

Chauncey Billups and Ron Mercer.

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2009, 10:09:10 AM »

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2009, 10:13:33 AM »

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Smarter than Tony Allen

More athletic than Gheorghe Muresan

and of course the 2009 Cleveland Cavs - Regular Season Champs
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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2009, 10:15:35 AM »

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Why thank you, cdif.

I'll add one of my own:

Chauncey Billups and Ron Mercer.

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2009, 10:23:14 AM »

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2009, 11:05:13 AM »

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2009, 11:15:10 AM »

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also, the 2001 seattle mariners and their 166 wins
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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2009, 11:16:44 AM »

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i will also add more integrity than david stern
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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2009, 11:46:26 AM »

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also, the 2001 seattle mariners and their 166 wins

Don't you mean 116 wins... lol there aren't even 166 games in an MLB Season.
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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2009, 12:09:16 PM »

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2009, 12:26:33 PM »

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For my part...

I rank herpes slightly ahead of Gerald Green

Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2009, 12:35:26 PM »

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Re: The Most Uninspiring Consolation Prizes of All Time
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2009, 12:48:28 PM »

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also, the 2001 seattle mariners and their 166 wins

Don't you mean 116 wins... lol there aren't even 166 games in an MLB Season.

yes, please forgive the typo. too bad spell check does not fix errors like that!  :D
"Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?"

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« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2009, 12:52:54 PM »

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For my part...

I rank herpes slightly ahead of Gerald Green

herpes plays better defense, shoots a higher percentage, and is a way better passer