AP- Toronto- In response to the recent "Firestorm," resulting over Toronto accepting SA's trade and declining the gem that Sacramento offered of a 7th and 9th rounder for the 12th overall in the 3rd round Toronto GM Rondo2287 said,
"I know I said that we could take all the heat, but sometimes a good point guard knows when to pass the ball so that the team can score. Which is why I am stepping down as GM of the Toronto Raptors effective immediately. I will be replaced by former governer of Alaska, Sarah Palin."
When asked if Palin was qualified to be the general manager of a NBA franchise she responded,
"Oh you betcha, I played point guard in highschool dontcha know."
She followed this up with an enormous wink the magnitude the world had never seen before, she also said, "My time as GM will be a filled with, "Change that we can believe in and a change in business as usual in Toronto."(These mottos will surely be embraced by the people of Canada as people here think that Bush is still president simply because nothing has changed yet under Obama.)
She then immediately hired back Rondo2287 as "Chief of basketball operations and decision maker for everything basketball related."
When asked how he felt about his demotion, Rondo2287 responded, "Well actually im quite comfortable with a woman like Sarah Palin directly on top of me."