2008 – 09 Joakim Noah All Hate Allstars

[OmarSekou]

It's good to vent. Who did you despise this season and why? Here's mine:

Coach – Kurt Rambis – A generally miserable looking dude.

G – Sasha Vujacic – Acts like a tremendously womanly angsty teenager. He’s probably in a corner crying somewhere even though they won.

G – Rip Hamilton – Carries Reggie Miller’s torch of flopping everywhere on offense and hacking unmercifully on d. Complains about everything. A lock to be remembered as better than he was.

F – Shawn Marion – Good job throwing away your career. At least we’ll have plenty of time to realize you were never really that good, and the only real debate will be whether your shot is uglier than your face.

F – Joakim Noah – He has no redeeming qualities…the scum of the earth.

C – Mikki Moore – The definition of a soft big. Brought nothing except good intentions to the Celts. Looks way too much like Noah for my liking.

Bench – J.J. Reddick – nuff said; David West – about three years away from being Marion; Dwight Howard – stop smiling, you’re never winning a title that doesn’t involve dunking.

[thirstyboots18]

Disagree. Who said it is good to vent?  Depends on what you are venting about.  Hates are sad.....If you don't personally like players, just be glad they are not on your team.  If they become members of your team, you may have to eat crow.

[StartOrien]

How many roster spots can Kobe Bryant take up?

1-15?

[hpantazo]

the coach should definately be Phil Jackson. Kobe and Odom should be on the team as well. I also nominate Mo Williams, for being ubelievably arrogant for a guy who has done nothing and won nothing, and Lebron for refusing to congratulate the magic because he's a "winner".

[wdleehi]

PG Tim Hardaway. 

[perks-a-beast]

Coach- Bill Lambierre. The definition of Edited.  Profanity and masked profanity are against forum rules and may result in discipline.. Stay in the WNBA you clown.


G- Sasha Vujacic. Go join Bill in the WNBA.

G- Kobe Bryant. Should be in prison instead of a championship parade but whatever. Dude changed his number to 24 to try to 1 up Michael Jordan..pfff.

F- LeBron. Poor sport cry baby. The NBA deserves a better hero than this guy. It's unfortuante that he's the best at what he does.

F- Pau Gasol aka the spitting Llama. Belongs in the Brazillian Highlands, not the NBA.

C- Joakim Noah. Nuff' said.

Bench All Stars:

Mark Blount
Al Horford
Kobe again
tyrus thomas
kobe's parents
lamar odom
Kobe's ancestors


That's my 12 man team. Wow, it does feel good to vent. 

[housecall]

Kobe,because he slipped through the cracks and got his ring,while we were down.I hate it that he got his ring without having to face a worthy opponent.Like Pierce said,it was like watching German Shepards(Lakers) beat up on some Poodles(Magic),or something like it.

#2.Mo Williams,because his mouth is bigger than his game.

[trueceltic]

I'll just go by top hated

1. Kobe - There should be an asterisk by the 4th title because he didn't beat anyone

2. Marion - I agree with the above post. When the Marion rumors came out last year, I was on suicide watch. The guy is so overrated its ridiculous. Now people are seeing how bad he is. He always was crying about wanting to be the man but his offensive liabilities and the worst shot in the NBA was exposed in the playoffs year after year.

3. Vujacic - I just want to punch that guy in the face.

4. Dwight Howard - Don't get me wrong, I wanted LA to lose but I wasn't heartbroken they had won because Orlando would've been a BS champ with this chump. Quit smiling all the time and get serious. If you cut Howard's head off and stuck Perk's then he would be one of the best players of all time.

5. Mark Blount - The ultimate loser.

PS: I might get slammed for this but I'm a Noah fan. The guy plays extremely hard, smart and cares about winning. You can't pick too many guys that do that.

[thirstyboots18]

(I agree on Noah)

[PosImpos]

I really like Dwight Howard, I don't get all the hate...the guy hasn't reached his potential yet, to be sure, but I have no doubt he's going to win a ring at some point, he's just too good.  Unless he somehow doesn't realize even 25% of his remaining potential.

Plus, what's wrong with enjoying yourself?  Dwight Howard smiles a lot but he's not a tool about it like LeBron and his teammates are (clapping powder, clowning around on the bench etc).  I think Dwight Howard is a very likeable guy.

Anyway, I agree with most of the other guys posted, though I have nothing in particular against Shawn Marion.  I agree he seems kinda washed up though.

[ToppersBsktball10]

Coach: Phil Jackson

Point Guard: Jose Calderon

Shooting Guard: Sasha Vujacic

Small Forward: Lamar Odom

Power Forward: Luis Scola Yi Jian Lian or David West

Center: Joakhim Noah

[Actionjakson]

pg:Rafer Alston
sg: Sasha Vuicic
sf:Bruce Bowen
pf: Varaejo
c: Joakim Noah

[PosImpos]

Guys I couldn't stand this year:

PG - Mo Williams (fake all-star)
SG - Allen Iverson (faked injury, refused to play off the bench, made Detroit considerably worse by his presence), J.R. Smith (for chucking 3 after 3 after 3 in the playoffs and getting dumb fouls)
SF - LeBron
PF - Anderson Varejao, Zach Randolph (ZR needs no explanation)
C - Brad Miller (GOON), Andrew Bynum (overrated loser)
Coach: Mike Brown (total hack), Stan Van Gundy (for being an idiot in the finals)

[guava_wrench]

I like Noah. Hard worker. Not sure what there is to dislike besides the hair.

My Team:

Mo Williams
Iverson (used to like his effort, but the Detroit stuff was ridiculous)
Bowen (sliding his foot under jumping players)
Marion
Blount

Then hope for their plane to crash.

[Eja117]

My initial reaction is

Kobe

Fans and writers who are saying Phil Jackson is the best coach ever

All those guys I picked up on my fantasy team that stopped playing once I picked them up

I'll have to think more