What's up with KG's protruding jaw?

[markketch]

Anyone else notice the significant, abnormal looking, protruding jaw on KG? What about the rage? It seems to be getting worse as he spends more time in a suit on the bench, and I don't remember it being like that in years past.

Not sure what it is, but what I do know is that I have a close friend who happened to use PEDs for some time and his jaw was always thrust out and he was full of rage, ya know, a complication in his use.

Anyone else see it?  Much ado about nothing?



 

[Scribbles]

Anyone else notice the significant, abnormal looking, protruding jaw on KG? What about the rage? It seems to be getting worse as he spends more time in a suit on the bench, and I don't remember it being like that in years past.

Not sure what it is, but what I do know is that I have a close friend who happened to use PEDs for some time and his jaw was always thrust out and he was full of rage, ya know, a complication in his use.

Anyone else see it?  Much ado about nothing?



 

Troll imo

[markketch]

^ Someone can't take a joke/parody.

Lack of humor IMO 

[crownsy]

Anyone else notice the significant, abnormal looking, protruding jaw on KG? What about the rage? It seems to be getting worse as he spends more time in a suit on the bench, and I don't remember it being like that in years past.

Not sure what it is, but what I do know is that I have a close friend who happened to use PEDs for some time and his jaw was always thrust out and he was full of rage, ya know, a complication in his use.

Anyone else see it?  Much ado about nothing?



 

Troll imo

no, he was making a joke thread.

[Drucci]

Nice parody, it made me laugh, get a TP!

[Scribbles]

Anyone else notice the significant, abnormal looking, protruding jaw on KG? What about the rage? It seems to be getting worse as he spends more time in a suit on the bench, and I don't remember it being like that in years past.

Not sure what it is, but what I do know is that I have a close friend who happened to use PEDs for some time and his jaw was always thrust out and he was full of rage, ya know, a complication in his use.

Anyone else see it?  Much ado about nothing?



 

Troll imo

no, he was making a joke thread.

Sorry the whole photobucket.com/albums blahblahblah/lakerpride161724 made me think different.  Didn't find it that funny either and im definitely the "jokester" type of person.  To each's own though.  I apologize Markketch.

[youcanthandlethetruth113]

I laugh at almost everything and this was not funny.

If it's meant to be funny then stick it in the Lebron/jaw thread (where it belongs), but create a new thread means to take it seriously (IMO), which is why I had the same "troll" reaction.

Now that I see the intentions I realize this thread is as innocent as Big Baby lol.

[JSD]

100% troll thread locked.  
 


oh wait, I don't have that power.

[CelticsWhat35]

I didn't see that video before.  Does anyone know what game that was from, and what point in the game?  And what is he mouthing?  "It's time"?

[crownsy]

100% troll thread locked.  
 


oh wait, I don't have that power.

why is it a troll thread? its just a parody of the lebron thread with KG put in.

It's a joke, did the fact that its a joke about KG hit to close to home for some people?

[indeedproceed]

KG's protruding jaw actually has quite a story around it. When KG was a baby, his mother dipped him into the river Styx (the river that produced such hits as "Come Sail Away" and "Mr Roboto"), holding him initially by only his fully grown chin beard.

While the rest of him was immersed*, his chin was left exposed, and thus allowed to grow naturally, a slave to his own flawed genetics. The chin grew large as was the habit in his family, and thus next to the rest of his perfectly sculpted body grew in proportion to his large frame, his chin became freakishly large.

This is the reason why during times of passion his comments are always profanity laced. His chin screams out in protest of its imperfection.


*And his knees. She dipped his whole body except for his chin and his knees. Not the best thought out dipping of the river Styx.

[crownsy]

KG's protruding jaw actually has quite a story around it. When KG was a baby, his mother dipped him into the river Styx (the river that produced such hits as "Come Sail Away" and "Mr Roboto"), holding him initially by only his fully grown chin beard.

While the rest of him was immersed*, his chin was left exposed, and thus allowed to grow naturally, a slave to his own flawed genetics. The chin grew large as was the habit in his family, and thus next to the rest of his perfectly sculpted body grew in proportion to his large frame, while his chin grew freakishly large.

This is the reason why during times of passion his comments are always profanity laced. His chin screams out in protest of its imperfection.


*And his knees. She dipped his whole body except for his chin and his knees. Not the best thought out dipping of the river Styx.

TP, sheer awesomness, as expected

[indeedproceed]

KG's protruding jaw actually has quite a story around it. When KG was a baby, his mother dipped him into the river Styx (the river that produced such hits as "Come Sail Away" and "Mr Roboto"), holding him initially by only his fully grown chin beard.

While the rest of him was immersed*, his chin was left exposed, and thus allowed to grow naturally, a slave to his own flawed genetics. The chin grew large as was the habit in his family, and thus next to the rest of his perfectly sculpted body grew in proportion to his large frame, while his chin grew freakishly large.

This is the reason why during times of passion his comments are always profanity laced. His chin screams out in protest of its imperfection.


*And his knees. She dipped his whole body except for his chin and his knees. Not the best thought out dipping of the river Styx.

TP, sheer awesomness, as expected

lol...its a tuesday. What else are you gonna do at 2:30 on a tuesday than make up mythology quote facts about KG's jaw?

[JSD]

100% troll thread locked.  
 


oh wait, I don't have that power.

why is it a troll thread? its just a parody of the lebron thread with KG put in.

It's a joke, did the fact that its a joke about KG hit to close to home for some people?

It was the OP who couldn't handle negative speculation about his binky Lebron. This was a trollish move by a Cavs fan (IMO). Obviously though, it wasn't that bad.

[crownsy]

100% troll thread locked.  
 


oh wait, I don't have that power.

why is it a troll thread? its just a parody of the lebron thread with KG put in.

It's a joke, did the fact that its a joke about KG hit to close to home for some people?

It was the OP who couldn't handle negative speculation about his binky Lebron. This was a trollish move by a Cavs fan (IMO). Obviously though, it wasn't that bad.

yea, i never said it was a good paraody lol.

I wouldn't worry about it, and at least it led to a hilarious post by IP ( to me anyway)