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Who is the ugliest player in the NBA?

Anderson Varejao
7 (8.3%)
Joakim Noah
38 (45.2%)
Pau Gasol
14 (16.7%)
Andrei Kirilenko
5 (6%)
Sam Cassell
12 (14.3%)
Shelden Williams
4 (4.8%)
Delonte West
2 (2.4%)
Charlie Villanueva
2 (2.4%)

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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #60 on: April 22, 2009, 06:41:07 PM »

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hahaha some of the replies are just classic here and i love the additions that some people are making.  that duo above me is hilarious and i love the female's addition with Zaza Pachulia.  I wasnt expecting this thread to get such attention but it is giving me a good laugh and Im glad people are enjoying the subject.


Quote from: Neurotic Guy on April 22, 2009, 05:25:07 PM
Wow. What a thread.  A bunch of men, many of us quite unappealing, offering opinions on other men's facial beauty. 

I am guessing that 9 out 10 women surveyed would select any of the NBA guys mentioned in this thread over me (and my mother and wife do not think I am ugly) -- so, I'll suggest that ugly is in the eye of the beholder.


hahaha that is a good point. but as a poor college student I almost feel that I have an obligation to hate on these ugly dudes.  They make millions of dollars and I dont have an income so I reserve the right to hate on their ugly ways.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #61 on: April 22, 2009, 07:17:04 PM »

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Quote from: johnnyrondo on April 22, 2009, 06:09:58 PM
Wait til we see Scal with his protective headband/headgear tomorrow...


Also, I think it must be mentioned that the greatest ever ugly dynamic duo was Paul Mokeski and Jack Sikma with the 80's Bucks.
   

I'll never forget toward the end of his career, Mokeski hitting some clutch free throws at the end of a game to beat the C's.  The injustice of it all was too much.

oh, and by the way...can't forget Gheorghe

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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #62 on: April 22, 2009, 07:33:30 PM »

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Zach Randolph reminds me of King Kong.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #63 on: April 22, 2009, 08:28:43 PM »

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I can't believe no one mentioned Jordan Farmar!!  They are the biggest set of ears I have ever seen.


Also, can't go past Rasheed Wallace....when he smiles!!!  Worst teeth in the NBA!!!
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #64 on: April 22, 2009, 08:43:08 PM »

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Quote from: BigAlTheFuture on April 22, 2009, 05:40:18 PM
You can't hate on Shelden Williams, though. Look at the girl he's with.

That's precisely the reason I hate on him.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #65 on: April 22, 2009, 08:50:02 PM »

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Quote from: KCattheStripe on April 22, 2009, 08:43:08 PM
Quote from: BigAlTheFuture on April 22, 2009, 05:40:18 PM
You can't hate on Shelden Williams, though. Look at the girl he's with.

That's precisely the reason I hate on him.

LOL. True.


He must have some really good game with the ladies.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #66 on: April 22, 2009, 08:57:52 PM »

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Holy geeze that's a bad pic of Jordan Farmar. It's like a leprehcan on crack
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #67 on: April 22, 2009, 09:05:26 PM »

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Goonface Noah.

Calvin Booth is pretty awful too.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #68 on: April 22, 2009, 09:08:59 PM »

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Quote from: eja117 on April 22, 2009, 08:57:52 PM
Holy geeze that's a bad pic of Jordan Farmar. It's like a leprehcan on crack
Haha, well, I dont think there would be any good pics of Farmar...and that is exaclty what he looks like on a second glance!!!
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #69 on: April 22, 2009, 09:22:52 PM »

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did anyone watch Saturday Night Live back in the day when Norm McDonald did the weekend update and he'd always somehow work a Frank Stallone joke into his news??  I thought it was hilarious.....

......oh by the way, in an unrelated topic, an Atlanta Hawks player will soon be coming out with his own action movie, who is it??....you guessed it.  Frank Stallone.





also, an ugliest player thread wouldnt be the same if our old friend Eric Williams wasnt mentioned.


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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #70 on: April 22, 2009, 09:56:02 PM »

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Quote from: johnnyrondo on April 22, 2009, 06:09:58 PM
Wait til we see Scal with his protective headband/headgear tomorrow...


Also, I think it must be mentioned that the greatest ever ugly dynamic duo was Paul Mokeski and Jack Sikma with the 80's Bucks.
   

Good call on Mo. That said, Jo Noah makes Mokeski look like Brad Pitt. He's ugly on the inside too.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #71 on: April 22, 2009, 10:05:46 PM »

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I will not vote until Popeye Jones is added to the pole!!!!
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #72 on: April 22, 2009, 10:14:37 PM »

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Im watching the hawks heat game now...its gotta be zaza pachulia
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #73 on: April 22, 2009, 10:28:52 PM »

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Quote from: jared1187 on April 22, 2009, 10:14:37 PM
Im watching the hawks heat game now...its gotta be zaza pachulia
He's a 7 ft. mongoloid.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #74 on: April 23, 2009, 04:28:16 PM »

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I had to vote for Sheldon Williams, because although all of the inclusions have ugly faces, he is the only one who is overweight.  And he is overweight biiiig time.
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