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Who is the ugliest player in the NBA?

Anderson Varejao
7 (8.3%)
Joakim Noah
38 (45.2%)
Pau Gasol
14 (16.7%)
Andrei Kirilenko
5 (6%)
Sam Cassell
12 (14.3%)
Shelden Williams
4 (4.8%)
Delonte West
2 (2.4%)
Charlie Villanueva
2 (2.4%)

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Ugliest Player in the NBA
« on: April 22, 2009, 02:32:31 AM »

Offline threats13

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Everytime we play the Lakers, Cavs, or Bulls I just absolutely hate when these flops score points.  Theyre shots are ugly theyre play is ugly theyre faces are ugly theyre just straight ugly.  Who is the worst of the bunch though?
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2009, 02:34:42 AM »

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Sideshow Bob.

TP for a great poll  ;)
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2009, 04:53:37 AM »

Offline EatSleepBreatheGreen

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Definitely Joakin Noah. He looks like a Pug with down syndrome.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2009, 06:49:02 AM »

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Chris Kaman?  Fabricio Oberto?  Does Sam Cassell still count?  Reggie Evans is one ugly mo'fo, too.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2009, 07:44:01 AM »

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Quote from: EatSleepBreatheGreen on April 22, 2009, 04:53:37 AM
Definitely Joakin Noah. He looks like a Pug with down syndrome.

Guffawwwwww. TP for the laugh.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2009, 08:33:59 AM »

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There seems to be a "bad hair" bias here in terms of judging!

Does the hair make a man?  ;)
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2009, 08:34:24 AM »

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Noah, the terrible facial hair puts him over the top!
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2009, 08:54:16 AM »

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I'd add Sam Cassell (not officially retired), Shelden Williams, Delonte West, and Charlie Villanueva to the list.  And yes, I know Charlie V's baldness is due to alopecia areata.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2009, 08:55:36 AM »

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Quote from: Roy Hobbs on April 22, 2009, 08:54:16 AM
I'd add Sam Cassell (not officially retired), Shelden Williams, Delonte West, and Charlie Villanueva to the list.  And yes, I know Charlie V's baldness is due to alopecia areata.

Sheldon Williams needs to be on the list and he needs to win!  That guy is one ugly mofo!

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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2009, 09:01:05 AM »

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Tyronn Lue when he had cornrows.  ZaZa Pachulia.  My friends and I joke about this topic occasionally.  We pick a coach (Mike Dunleavy) and everything.  Sadly, Bill Walker's name comes up at times.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2009, 09:05:41 AM »

Offline Kwhit10

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Pao Gasol to me is definitely the ugliest.  But on this list is ironically 3 players I really really dislike
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2009, 09:06:59 AM »

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Isn't Shelden Williams married to Candice Parker? Haha, one of the ugliest in the NBA married to probably the hottest WNBA star...


Here's two more guys to consider:

Adam Morrison (shocked no one else mentioned him)


Calvin Booth (he still play?)
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2009, 09:19:39 AM »

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Reggie Evans looks like Kimbo Slice's dumber brother. He's on hte list.

Calvin Booth wow...I dunno if there are real words to describe what he looks like.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2009, 09:23:45 AM »

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Quote from: moiso on April 22, 2009, 09:01:05 AM
Tyronn Lue when he had cornrows.  ZaZa Pachulia.  My friends and I joke about this topic occasionally.  We pick a coach (Mike Dunleavy) and everything.  Sadly, Bill Walker's name comes up at times.

i dont see it with bill walker
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2009, 09:26:42 AM »

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