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Who is the ugliest player in the NBA?

Anderson Varejao
7 (8.3%)
Joakim Noah
38 (45.2%)
Pau Gasol
14 (16.7%)
Andrei Kirilenko
5 (6%)
Sam Cassell
12 (14.3%)
Shelden Williams
4 (4.8%)
Delonte West
2 (2.4%)
Charlie Villanueva
2 (2.4%)

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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2009, 03:43:10 PM »

Offline xmuscularghandix

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Calvin Booth is bad, i actually don't think alot of those guys are bad.

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2009, 04:23:23 PM »

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I desestimate this thread just because you include this guy



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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #47 on: April 22, 2009, 04:35:37 PM »

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I forgot all about that discoloration thing on Delonte's lip. If I were a chick I'd avoid the dude the second I saw it.


Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #48 on: April 22, 2009, 04:56:21 PM »

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I forgot all about that discoloration thing on Delonte's lip. If I were a chick I'd avoid the dude the second I saw it.


It's called a birthmark.

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #49 on: April 22, 2009, 05:05:42 PM »

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How does this list not include:

BIG Z:


Hermann:


Louis Amundson

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #50 on: April 22, 2009, 05:06:48 PM »

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I forgot all about that discoloration thing on Delonte's lip. If I were a chick I'd avoid the dude the second I saw it.


It's called a birthmark.

It might be, but how do you know? If I were Delonte I'd be like "Yeah babay. It's a birthmark!" too

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #51 on: April 22, 2009, 05:08:18 PM »

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Oh, and:

Chris Kaman


Popeye Jones (I know he's out of the league, but still)

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #52 on: April 22, 2009, 05:10:30 PM »

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Sometimes I think Shaq is pretty ugly, but at least he's charming and has confidence

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2009, 05:25:07 PM »

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Wow. What a thread.  A bunch of men, many of us quite unappealing, offering opinions on other men's facial beauty. 

I am guessing that 9 out 10 women surveyed would select any of the NBA guys mentioned in this thread over me (and my mother and wife do not think I am ugly) -- so, I'll suggest that ugly is in the eye of the beholder.

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2009, 05:25:57 PM »

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Jerry Stackhouse looks like the Geico Caveman.

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2009, 05:40:18 PM »

Offline BigAlTheFuture

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You can't hate on Shelden Williams, though. Look at the girl he's with.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #56 on: April 22, 2009, 05:44:32 PM »

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As both a female and a Cs fan, I humbly ask how you can have this poll without including Zaza Pachulia?

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #57 on: April 22, 2009, 05:50:15 PM »

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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #58 on: April 22, 2009, 06:09:58 PM »

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Wait til we see Scal with his protective headband/headgear tomorrow...


Also, I think it must be mentioned that the greatest ever ugly dynamic duo was Paul Mokeski and Jack Sikma with the 80's Bucks.
   
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #59 on: April 22, 2009, 06:28:36 PM »

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One thing to remember is that if you're Cassell you can look in the mirror and be like "I'm 38ish. I've seen better days", but if you're Joakim Noah it's like "It's all down hill from here"