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Who is the ugliest player in the NBA?

Anderson Varejao
7 (8.3%)
Joakim Noah
38 (45.2%)
Pau Gasol
14 (16.7%)
Andrei Kirilenko
5 (6%)
Sam Cassell
12 (14.3%)
Shelden Williams
4 (4.8%)
Delonte West
2 (2.4%)
Charlie Villanueva
2 (2.4%)

Total Members Voted: 83

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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2009, 12:38:52 PM »

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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2009, 12:41:52 PM »

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Not being the most handsome of men, far be it for me to critize anyone's looks but how can this guy with this facial hair not get a vote:



Here's his profile:


Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2009, 12:56:26 PM »

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Wow, what a crappy poll. Couldn't you do a bit of searching for people who aren't international? I guess Noah counts. Still a crappy poll.

Yeah, I personally don't think Gasol, Kirilenko, or Varejao are necessarily ugly people; they just have weird hair.  Gasol is grubby, and I guess Kirilenko is awkward looking, but I wouldn't go so far as to call them ugly.

Sam Cassell, Shelden Williams, and some of the others in this thread, though, are just ugly dudes, with any amount of grooming.  (I'd add Delonte to that list, as well).

EDIT:  Noah, though...  He *is* ugly:

« Last Edit: April 22, 2009, 02:32:21 PM by Roy Hobbs »

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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2009, 01:39:32 PM »

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Tayshawn Prince is pretty ugly too if you include the anorexic body.  And remember Turkoglu before his nose job?  Wow.


Totally agree- I cant find any old pics of Turkoglu that show this- I feel no one remembers it either!
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2009, 01:49:20 PM »

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Tayshawn Prince is pretty ugly too if you include the anorexic body.  And remember Turkoglu before his nose job?  Wow.


Totally agree- I cant find any old pics of Turkoglu that show this- I feel no one remembers it either!
His nose was at a 45 degree angle from his face.

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2009, 01:51:58 PM »

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Wow, what a crappy poll. Couldn't you do a bit of searching for people who aren't international? I guess Noah counts. Still a crappy poll.

Yeah, I personally don't think Gasol, Kirilenko, or Varejao are necessarily ugly people; they just have weird hair.  Gasol is grubby, and I guess Kirilenko is awkward looking, but I wouldn't go so far as to call them ugly.

Sam Cassell, Shelden Williams, and some of the others in this thread, though, are just ugly dudes, with any amount of grooming.  (I'd add Delonte to that list, as well).
I agree with this.  Gasol looked normal when he used to get haircuts and shave.  Varejao isn't ugly at all, although Kirilenko's face is so angular and skinny it makes him kind of ugly.

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2009, 01:56:09 PM »

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I would have to say Delonte West. He has the gangster look with a touch of "special ed"
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2009, 01:59:50 PM »

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given the criticisms of a few CB members I have decided to add a few more selections to the poll here.  hope this makes some more people happy.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2009, 02:19:03 PM »

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Calvin Booth wow...I dunno if there are real words to describe what he looks like.

I would say he is a 50/50 mix of Mark Blount and Popey Jones. lol.



Not being the most handsome of men, far be it for me to critize anyone's looks but how can this guy with this facial hair not get a vote:



**** he has more wrinkles on his face then this little guy.



Then we have Delonte. Hes not the ugliest but he always reminded me of this...










Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2009, 02:29:40 PM »

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chris bosh should be on the list

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2009, 02:31:16 PM »

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and shelden williams is married to candace parker they went out before he was in the nba so he cant be that ugly to women lol

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2009, 03:03:06 PM »

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I answered the poll as Sam Cassell because I just thought "who would I most not want to be" and I just figured if I were Varejo or Noah I could get a haircut.

Maybe if I were Delonte I could get tatoo removal

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2009, 03:18:19 PM »

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This poll is biased because we're playing the Bulls. We def need to get this going in the off season with pics for people to choose from.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2009, 03:19:47 PM »

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i agree there is some bias since we are currently looking at Noahs ugly mug every couple nights.  But that was the exact thing that inspired me to make the poll.  Whose ugly mug would be worse to look at for a 7 game series?
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2009, 03:32:49 PM »

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