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Who is the ugliest player in the NBA?

Anderson Varejao
7 (8.3%)
Joakim Noah
38 (45.2%)
Pau Gasol
14 (16.7%)
Andrei Kirilenko
5 (6%)
Sam Cassell
12 (14.3%)
Shelden Williams
4 (4.8%)
Delonte West
2 (2.4%)
Charlie Villanueva
2 (2.4%)

Total Members Voted: 83

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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2009, 09:30:30 AM »

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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2009, 09:38:07 AM »

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The recently retired Dikembe Mutombo deserves a nomination.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2009, 09:54:56 AM »

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That Calvin Booth pic is great.  For some reason Booth has always reminded me of Nicholas Cage.  Any remember Keon Clark... wow.

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2009, 10:27:11 AM »

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I went to Penn State and saw Calvin Booth all over the place. Kinda awkward and you wouldn't really think he'd go NBA. Very skinny. Just the tallest thing I ever saw. I can't believe he had braces in the league

Saw Adam Morrison at the NBA store right before the draft. Very awkward. Like he tried to be like Kurt Cobain and never stopped. However the mustache is nowhere near as bad in real life as on tv. I could see how he could look in the mirror and think it looks good.

I think I gotta go with Oberto. I remember not drafting him in my fantasy league cause of how ugly he was. That has gotta be a record. I was like "I just cannot look at that face as often as I'll have to if he's on my team"

I could see people saying Rodman back in the day, but he's sorta got that unique thing where he's so ugly you can't look away

I think some of the Chinese guys don't look good. Kinda sickly.

Marbury needs recognition for the head tatoo

Bird and Marc Eaton back in the day are worthy of debate

Ndudi Ebi probably had the worst name. I woulda changed that the day I turned 18

Muresan was aweful

I can only look at Big Baby so long, but it's more of a laughable thing


Scala also has some issues


Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2009, 10:36:01 AM »

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Tyrone Hill gets my vote. He's not a player, but he's an assistant coach for the Hawks.
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2009, 10:59:30 AM »

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Pau Gasol single handedly takes MVP here.. no question

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2009, 11:11:59 AM »

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I think it's a tie between Gasol and Noah

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2009, 11:32:34 AM »

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Shelden Williams very well may be the ugliest human on earth nevermind the NBA
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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2009, 12:06:44 PM »

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Shelden Williams very well may be the ugliest human on earth nevermind the NBA




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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2009, 12:08:17 PM »

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Wow, what a crappy poll. Couldn't you do a bit of searching for people who aren't international? I guess Noah counts. Still a crappy poll.

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2009, 12:13:14 PM »

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Physically:

Tie between Sheldon Williams and Sam Cassell (if Sam were still playing)

As a human being:

Kobe Bryant

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2009, 12:17:08 PM »

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Eddie Curry- for the face and the body.  Plus he looks like he stinks.

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2009, 12:22:03 PM »

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Tayshawn Prince is pretty ugly too if you include the anorexic body.  And remember Turkoglu before his nose job?  Wow.

Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2009, 12:24:06 PM »

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Eddie Curry- for the face and the body.  Plus he looks like he stinks.

wow...a smelly looking guy  ;D

Is it better to look smelly, than be smelly?

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Re: Ugliest Player in the NBA
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2009, 12:27:54 PM »

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Eddie Curry- for the face and the body.  Plus he looks like he stinks.

wow...a smelly looking guy  ;D

Is it better to look smelly, than be smelly?

Where's Edgar?  I need an answer to that one.
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