Roy Hobbs Facts Thread

[MattG12]

Roy Hobbs`s awesomeness is too big for only one thread.

Beat me to it... TP!

[Roy Hobbs]

Roy Hobbs`s awesomeness is too big for only one thread.

Not any more.

[Edgar]

 
 
 
  If you have five dollars and Hobbs has five dollars, Roy Hobbs has more money than you. 
 
 There is no 'ctrl' button on Hobbs computer. He is always in control. 

  Apple pays Hobbs 99 cents every time he listens to a song. 

  Roy hobbs can sneeze with his eyes open. 

  Roy hobbs can eat just one Lay's potato chip. 
 
roy hobbs is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. 
 
Hobbs  destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 

  Roy can kill two stones with one bird. 

[Edgar]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for roy hobbs

Roy Hobbs  doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures hobbs has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Roy

Roy hobbs does not sleep. He waits.

Roy hobbs is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Roy  is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Roy hobbs counted to infinity - twice.


When Roy hobbs does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Roy hobbs is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Roys hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Roy Hobbs can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

roy doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Roy can slam a revolving door.

Roy hobbs does not get frostbite. roy bites frost

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Roytatorship.

[Edgar]

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Roy has breathed on.

[celticmaestro]

Roy Hobbs: you got the touch, you got the power!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYuK3AKrxc

EDIT - I always hated Hot Rod after that!

[Edgar]

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Roy Hobbs


To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Roy hobbs

If at first you don't succeed, you're not roy Hobbs

[Edgar]

Roy Hobbs causes global warming....

[Roy Hobbs]

Haha.  Thanks, Edgar, for doing your best to keep this thread alive.

[Redz]

Roy Hobbs causes global warming....

...and yet, he's so cool, he also keeps it under control.  It's one of them there conundrum thingy-dingies.

[celticmaestro]

Roy Hobbs is the the human equivalent to the Boston Celtics. In this case then, he's superhuman.

[Eja117]

Roy Hobbes is so bad ass that he caught OJ in the White Bronco under a bridge when nobody was looking and let him go

[SShorefan 4.0]

Roy's 32 for 32 in the first round of his NCAA bracket.  There's no reason to think that he'll lose a single game.

[Redz]

Roy's 32 for 32 in the first round of his NCAA bracket.  There's no reason to think that he'll lose a single game.

33 for 33 (he had Morehead St.  over Alabama St in the play-in game)

[nickagneta]

Roy Hobbs already knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

Roy Hobbs doesn't do push ups. Instead he pushes the Earth down.

If Roy Hobbs wasn't juggling a carrer, a woman, a sex life, recreational time, and exercise time all at once, he would already have 50,000 posts.

Whenever taking a written examination of any kind, if you become stumped and write down the words "Roy Hobbs", you will have answered the question correctly.