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Re: Roy Hobbs Facts Thread
« Reply #240 on: April 01, 2009, 04:59:59 PM »

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There is no Roy Hobbs.

















April fool!


Two seconds after this was posted
a dead pink thing was found dead around wdleehi house.

fact no.2323454524523452
roy hobbs doesnt tolerate April fool jokes


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Re: Roy Hobbs Facts Thread
« Reply #241 on: April 01, 2009, 05:02:11 PM »

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Roy once fooled several girls named April at the same time - each in different locations.
and during April.

And then again in October. Why? Because he's Roy f------ Hobbs, that's why.
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Re: Roy Hobbs Facts Thread
« Reply #242 on: April 01, 2009, 05:07:36 PM »

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Roy once fooled several girls named April at the same time - each in different locations.
and during April.

And then again in October. Why? Because he's Roy f------ Hobbs, that's why.

 ;D
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Re: Roy Hobbs Facts Thread
« Reply #243 on: May 01, 2009, 08:55:57 PM »

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The amount of posts Roy leads the next closest poster by is the amount of posts Donoghus has plus 393

Re: Roy Hobbs Facts Thread
« Reply #244 on: May 01, 2009, 08:58:18 PM »

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The amount of posts Roy leads the next closest poster by is the amount of posts Donoghus has plus 393

Haha.  Tell wdleehi to quit slacking!  (And Dons, too.)

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Re: Roy Hobbs Facts Thread
« Reply #245 on: May 01, 2009, 09:22:24 PM »

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Roy's website is so popular that he has 71 plus pages of posters with one post or less

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« Reply #246 on: May 01, 2009, 09:25:26 PM »

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Roy Hobbs is going to breathe on Kevin Garnett, today. KG will be ready for game 7.
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« Reply #247 on: May 01, 2009, 09:44:48 PM »

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Roy Hobbs told Dave Stern and his honchos to leave Rondo alone. 

Hence, Rondo goes scott-free for the 2nd time in a row.

Re: Roy Hobbs Facts Thread
« Reply #248 on: May 01, 2009, 09:46:38 PM »

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Roy goes triple OT without breaking a sweat
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« Reply #249 on: May 01, 2009, 10:23:34 PM »

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Roy Hobbs would have knocked all of Brad Miller's teeth out and broken his nose with the overtime foul in Game 5.
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Re: Roy Hobbs Facts Thread
« Reply #250 on: May 01, 2009, 10:37:19 PM »

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Roy Hobbs would have knocked all of Brad Miller's teeth out and broken his nose with the overtime foul in Game 5.

With his pinky.
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« Reply #251 on: May 05, 2009, 07:44:33 AM »

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Roy Hobbs is going to help our
NBA Champions, the Boston Celtics,
defeat the Orlando Magic.

No more, no less.

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« Reply #252 on: May 05, 2009, 08:19:35 AM »

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If Roy had focused all of his second half attention on the Celtics then they would have completed the comeback!
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Re: Roy Hobbs Facts Thread
« Reply #253 on: May 05, 2009, 08:24:17 AM »

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If Roy had focused all of his second half attention on the Celtics then they would have completed the comeback!

Ouch.  The problem was, they played a lot better when I *wasn't* watching.

Roy Hobbs: Celtics bad luck charm?  Say it ain't so!

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Re: Roy Hobbs Facts Thread
« Reply #254 on: May 05, 2009, 08:28:53 AM »

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If Roy had focused all of his second half attention on the Celtics then they would have completed the comeback!

Ouch.  The problem was, they played a lot better when I *wasn't* watching.

Roy Hobbs: Celtics bad luck charm?  Say it ain't so!

Sorry Roy...I'm afraid Game 1's all on you  ;D

(it has absolutely nothing to do with the Celts completely sleepwalking through the first 28 minutes or so)
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