uggh can't stand that guy/woman

[Redz]

fairly tasteless, but humorous

http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=55517990285&h=MCE8f&u=w0Hz5

[Roy Hobbs]

oh. for a female i'm going with the eva longaria. when voted maxim's hottest chick she said something like. "oh it's an honor . "but i could think of 10 women more beautiful." ha. right. no way there is 20 women better looking, right?

I don't know, here is a photo of Eva with no makeup:



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[the_Bird]

I used to hate Brad Pitt, thought he was a no-talent pretty boy, but that new Tarantino movie he's starring in this summer?  Holy hell, dude...  

[indeedproceed]

Sandra Bullock.

Well apparently you don't like good acting and wholesome down to earth vintage americana personalities. Sandra Bullock from the movie Speed will always be the girl I hope to see sitting angrily on a bus....

You know, if I A) Rode the bus, and B) Had the nerve to leave my potentially lethal girlfriend (oh, she'd do it.), and C) Had the nerve to talk to Sanda Bullock on the bus.

Haha.  She annoys me, and I don't think she's overly attractive.  And one of her crappy movies (Hope Floats) resulted in me breaking up with one of my exes.

OK, we need to hear the whole story behind that.

Haha.  Long story, and I'm not sure how well it will translate on the forums.  I was dating this girl in college who had some unresolved issues.  We were staying at her mother's place one weekend, and we decided to rent a romantic movie for a little one-on-one time.  We got Hope Floats.  At the end of it, she bursts into tears, because apparently the movie had reminded her of her parents' divorce.  She ends up bawling and going upstairs to cry on her mother's shoulder for a couple hours.  We end up sleeping in separate rooms, and her mother comes in and starts talking about the situation and the issues my girlfriend is having.  While doing so, unbenownst to me, she is pumping me for information, looking for confirmation regarding some of the suspicions she's having about her daughter's activities at college.  I assumed she knew all the things she was talking about, but apparently, they were just educated guesses, that her daughter had been denying.  But, I confirmed them, mostly because I was in an emotionally weakened state, and I didn't expect that any mother was evil enough to use her daughter's emotional crisis to get dirt on her.

So, the next morning, my girlfriend is livid at me.  "What did you tell my mom?"  Ugh.  So, from that point, I couldn't be trusted, even though her psychotic mother had tricked me.  I learned two lessons that weekend:  never trust a girlfriend's mother, and never watch Sandra Bullock movies.

(It's Sandra Bullock's fault, because but for that stupid romantic comedy / tragedy, she wouldn't have had her breakdown, there would have been no conversation with the mom, and there would have been no immediate breakup.  While I'm over the girl, and in a new happy and committed relationship, the hatred for Sandra still lingers.)

lol. Yeah man if it weren't for the lovely and down to earth ms Sanda Bullock there would have never have been an issue with the psychotic mother.

[Roy Hobbs]

Sandra Bullock.

Well apparently you don't like good acting and wholesome down to earth vintage americana personalities. Sandra Bullock from the movie Speed will always be the girl I hope to see sitting angrily on a bus....

You know, if I A) Rode the bus, and B) Had the nerve to leave my potentially lethal girlfriend (oh, she'd do it.), and C) Had the nerve to talk to Sanda Bullock on the bus.

Haha.  She annoys me, and I don't think she's overly attractive.  And one of her crappy movies (Hope Floats) resulted in me breaking up with one of my exes.

OK, we need to hear the whole story behind that.

Haha.  Long story, and I'm not sure how well it will translate on the forums.  I was dating this girl in college who had some unresolved issues.  We were staying at her mother's place one weekend, and we decided to rent a romantic movie for a little one-on-one time.  We got Hope Floats.  At the end of it, she bursts into tears, because apparently the movie had reminded her of her parents' divorce.  She ends up bawling and going upstairs to cry on her mother's shoulder for a couple hours.  We end up sleeping in separate rooms, and her mother comes in and starts talking about the situation and the issues my girlfriend is having.  While doing so, unbenownst to me, she is pumping me for information, looking for confirmation regarding some of the suspicions she's having about her daughter's activities at college.  I assumed she knew all the things she was talking about, but apparently, they were just educated guesses, that her daughter had been denying.  But, I confirmed them, mostly because I was in an emotionally weakened state, and I didn't expect that any mother was evil enough to use her daughter's emotional crisis to get dirt on her.

So, the next morning, my girlfriend is livid at me.  "What did you tell my mom?"  Ugh.  So, from that point, I couldn't be trusted, even though her psychotic mother had tricked me.  I learned two lessons that weekend:  never trust a girlfriend's mother, and never watch Sandra Bullock movies.

(It's Sandra Bullock's fault, because but for that stupid romantic comedy / tragedy, she wouldn't have had her breakdown, there would have been no conversation with the mom, and there would have been no immediate breakup.  While I'm over the girl, and in a new happy and committed relationship, the hatred for Sandra still lingers.)

lol. Yeah man if it weren't for the lovely and down to earth ms Sanda Bullock there would have never have been an issue with the psychotic mother.

Absolutely right.  Glad you see it my way.

[Dirk]

let me think this one out...

Got it! Although he's a hell of an actor (with that been exactly the reason for me to "hate" him) ... Derek Fisher hahaha

now seriously...

The actress I don't like very much is Meryl Streep. Maybe because I have some king of problem with her face.

[Truck Lewis]

Mine are-

Male: Tom Hanks
Female: Nicole Kidman

tp for nicole kidman...i cant stand her


as for guys.......paul walker....he is awful,,,,plus a creep,,,he's 35 and is engaged to a 19 year old,,plus theyve been dating for 3 years...do the math


other than him...jimmy fallon, ive never found him funny, and will never forgive him for being on the field after the 04 world seires...and theres so many other people that should have been in pitch

[Dirk]

I totally forgot about Sara Jessica Parker! 

[indeedproceed]

I totally forgot about Sara Jessica Parker! 

Wow me too. I don't think there is a bigger blight on this american nation than Sex and The City.

The day my girlfriend says "I'm a Samantha" or any of the other ones, we are gonna need to have a serious discussion.

[Actionjakson]

Guy: Chris Collinsworth. He does some Sunday night football and is also on Madden. I cannot stand his voice and/or his commentary. It makes me wanna mute the TV.

Also, John Madden because all he does is state the obvious. He was a good coach, but as an announcer he provides very little insight

[Celtic]

Colin Farrell, man how I can't stand him, if he's in a movie, I refuse to see it.

[cdif911]

has anyone said Dane Cook yet?

Also Julia Robert's giant mouth, freaks me out man

[ssspence]

Colin Farrell, man how I can't stand him, if he's in a movie, I refuse to see it.

see In Bruges. only good Colin Farrell film ever. i hate Andy Varajao. the league needs a rule against flailing and flopping named afert him. he's even taught lebron.

[ACF]

oh. for a female i'm going with the eva longaria. when voted maxim's hottest chick she said something like. "oh it's an honor . "but i could think of 10 women more beautiful." ha. right. no way there is 20 women better looking, right?

I don't know, here is a photo of Eva with no makeup:



(Note to everybody: This isn't an invitation to post photos that may run contrary to our rules.)

Thanks, Roy. Made my day! TP.

[ACF]

Hugh Grant. Not even because of the Divine
incident; I hated him long before that. His
movies are totally unappealing to me, I start
to cringe at the very thought.

Eva Longoria. Overrated in looks -see Roy's pic
for reference- acting skills and man taste