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Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #90 on: January 30, 2009, 12:15:11 PM »

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Man, it's crap like this that gives all of us named Lucky a bad name.
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Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #91 on: January 30, 2009, 12:22:51 PM »

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I know a guy who interned with a local team that had to dress as a mascot for the Boston Cannons Major League Lacrosse All Star Weekend. They had a "mascot game" where the local area mascots and league mascots played lacrosse. Picture all these poor guys in the middle of summer in their huge hot mascot suits with the heads and sleeves and such, and then there's Lucky, the acrobat leprechaun. Lucky was checking and throwing his weight around because he was a normal guy running around, while Pat Patriot, Wally the Green Monster, the Revs fox mascot, etc all had to play in their mascot suits. They couldn't even use normal hands, they had mascot hands. Lucky dominated the game and showed every mascot up on the field with taunts and such to the crowd (even teammates), and then wouldn't talk to them afterwards and left in his own car without saying anything to anyone.

I will never forget asking him how it went, and as he's dripping sweat the only thing he could say was "Dude, Lucky's ****."

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Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #92 on: January 30, 2009, 12:26:48 PM »

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If this is true, then "Lucky doesn't take cabs" is my new favorite quote of all time

Same here.

But seriously,

And he gets paid more than you think - the rumor around here is that it's in the 85-95k range. And it’s basically a part time job. Plus, he gets a bonus for appearances, so he's easily in six figures.

I don`t know how to feel about Lucky the Leprechaun earning more money than I do.

If the story is true, he seems to be more than just a bit crazy.
I can already see the headline on CB:

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"Lucky the Leprechaun brought bomb into the TD Banknorth Garden"

Yesterday, Lucky the Leprechaun, who was fired by the Celtics Organization 6 months ago, visited the final game 6 of the NBA finals between the Lakers and the Celtics (which the Celtics won). At halftime, he entered the court, wearing long hair and a full beard on his head and 30 sticks of dynamite around his belly, while incessantly screaming "This is your game, Lucky". While most of the crowd was in shock, only Redz, brave member of the Celticsblog community, quickly jumped up from his seat and attacked the Leprechaun just in time to save Boston from the biggest tragedy in it`s history by using his butt to lessen the impact of the explosion. Lucky the Leprechaun died in his attempt to destroy the Garden, while Redz only suffered a steaming butt. "This is NOT sweaty awesome", Redz said afterwards, "but I´m glad all the hard work I invested in my rear end finally paid off. By the way, where´s my sandwich?"


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Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #93 on: January 30, 2009, 12:35:51 PM »

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Lucky doesn't like this thread!! Lucky's getting mad!!

Lucky doesn't like it when Lucky's pre-game ritual and income are discussed!! This is really starting to get Lucky really mad!!

You don't want to get Lucky mad. You wouldn't like Lucky if he got mad!!


LOL. Sorry all I could think of were the Seinfeld episodes where George started speaking in the third person. LOL. OMG A leprechaun wannabe talking in the third person about getting mad because his pot o' gold is big enough. LOL.

Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #94 on: January 30, 2009, 12:39:08 PM »

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If this is true, then "Lucky doesn't take cabs" is my new favorite quote of all time

Same here.

But seriously,

And he gets paid more than you think - the rumor around here is that it's in the 85-95k range. And it’s basically a part time job. Plus, he gets a bonus for appearances, so he's easily in six figures.

I don`t know how to feel about Lucky the Leprechaun earning more money than I do.

If the story is true, he seems to be more than just a bit crazy.
I can already see the headline on CB:

Quote
"Lucky the Leprechaun brought bomb into the TD Banknorth Garden"

Yesterday, Lucky the Leprechaun, who was fired by the Celtics Organization 6 months ago, visited the final game 6 of the NBA finals between the Lakers and the Celtics (which the Celtics won). At halftime, he entered the court, wearing long hair and a full beard on his head and 30 sticks of dynamite around his belly, while incessantly screaming "This is your game, Lucky". While most of the crowd was in shock, only Redz, brave member of the Celticsblog community, quickly jumped up from his seat and attacked the Leprechaun just in time to save Boston from the biggest tragedy in it`s history by using his butt to lessen the impact of the explosion. Lucky the Leprechaun died in his attempt to destroy the Garden, while Redz only suffered a steaming butt. "This is NOT sweaty awesome", Redz said afterwards, "but I´m glad all the hard work I invested in my rear end finally paid off. By the way, where´s my sandwich?"



Wow Casperian...You know I'd be willing to sacrifice my "Buns of Jello" for the good of the Celtics faithful...Do I get to kick Lucky's ass somewhere in this tale?
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Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #95 on: January 30, 2009, 12:41:33 PM »

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Lucky doesn't like this thread!! Lucky's getting mad!!

Lucky doesn't like it when Lucky's pre-game ritual and income are discussed!! This is really starting to get Lucky really mad!!

You don't want to get Lucky mad. You wouldn't like Lucky if he got mad!!


LOL. Sorry all I could think of were the Seinfeld episodes where George started speaking in the third person. LOL. OMG A leprechaun wannabe talking in the third person about getting mad because his pot o' gold is big enough. LOL.

Did he tell Willie Maye to "step off?"

Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #96 on: January 30, 2009, 12:45:52 PM »

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Now what are his options?  Join a circus?

Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #97 on: January 30, 2009, 12:45:57 PM »

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I don't really buy the story.  You can't really believe anything anyone says on the RealGM forums.  I once got suspended for convinced those fools that we were trading Theo Ratliff's expiring contract for Darius Miles.  

And then the next year we actually signed Darius Miles.   Take that, you ignorant punks!  Bahaha...

But really I'll say it again... mascots should have masks.  It was just weird to see a grown man running around in a leprechaun outfit.  This is one of the reasons they have a costume... so that the talent is easy to replace.  

It has the potential to be weird though for a mascot connoisseur like myself, though.  I remember in the late 90s when the Sonics got a new actor to play Squatch... he just didn't seem to have the same chops at first.  His dance moves and mannerisms were off.  But eventually he grew into the role... he learned to embrace it... and he made it his own.  His performance in the 2005 playoffs was his shining moment and ranks among the all-time best Squatch performances of the last two decades.  He remained joyful and thoroughly entertaining in his future mascotting displays, but never seemed to regain that 2005 magic... think Daniel Craig in Quantum of Solace.   There wasn't much to work with backing a 30 win team.   Personally, I'm on the edge of my seat with anxious anticipation to see how he performs in his new role as Oklahoma City Thunder mascot.  Hopefully he can flourish in a role he can create from scratch... instead of following in the footsteps of the great men who wore the Squatch fur before him.  

As for Lucky...  Either bring back the mask or introduce a clover-inspired mascot.  A big clover outfit.  A dancing, sign-waving, trampoline-dunking clover.   
  

Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #98 on: January 30, 2009, 12:49:55 PM »

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Wow Casperian...You know I'd be willing to sacrifice my "Buns of Jello" for the good of the Celtics faithful...Do I get to kick Lucky's ass somewhere in this tale?

I was trying to find an unsung hero of Celticsblog, and I immediatly thought of you ;)

And yes, you kicked his ass. That´s where you lost your sandwich.
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Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #99 on: January 30, 2009, 12:54:37 PM »

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Wow Casperian...You know I'd be willing to sacrifice my "Buns of Jello" for the good of the Celtics faithful...Do I get to kick Lucky's ass somewhere in this tale?

I was trying to find an unsung hero of Celticsblog, and I immediatly thought of you ;)

And yes, you kicked his ass. That´s where you lost your sandwich.

Right!  I'll use my Deli Guy connections to get a quality sandwich  ;)
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Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #100 on: January 30, 2009, 12:56:17 PM »

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I'm serious... just give the job to Scal.

Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #101 on: January 30, 2009, 01:18:33 PM »

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Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #102 on: January 30, 2009, 01:25:32 PM »

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his odds of picking up the chicks just dropped dramatically.

However -- here's a new career path for Lucky:

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Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #103 on: January 30, 2009, 01:34:11 PM »

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Wow, things are great in Celtics land when I am reading 3 pages about Lucky and I am thankful for that!

I actually heard from a friend of a friend for a friends maid, that Lucky, Varitek and Boras were seen having a drink at a local pub discussing "money" issues

Re: Real reason Lucky was fired
« Reply #104 on: January 30, 2009, 01:42:25 PM »

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I actually heard from a friend of a friend for a friends maid, that Lucky, Varitek and Boras were seen having a drink at a local pub discussing "money" issues

Best rumor of the day!!!  TP  I also heard that Giselle was feeding Brady peeled grapes at the next table.
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