My brother posts on this blog, so I expect he will physically beat me (more than usual) if he reads this, but I've made my share of risky decisions.
I will say that I've only once driven and the next morning regretted it (not that I had an accident, but I recognized it as a bad decision). I do occasionally get over the legal limit and hop behind the wheel, however I don't think I am impaired. I think drunk driving is pretty stupid, but I disagree with what "drunk" is. I had a friend who had a DWI while driving home the next morning, and I believe him when he says he wasn't impaired at all.
I would completely agree people on their phones are in my opinion more dangerous than your average "drunk" driver. By average I don't mean Joe Shmoe who drank 16 shots and is flying down the highway, but the regular guy who's had 4-5 beers and is just heading home at the speed limit.
And I would agree, cell phone drivers are the biggest menace on the road. Anyone texting on their phone while driving should have to take a driver's ed class. Not that it will help, but it's a very annoying punishment and way worse than a ticket, IMO.