"Gee, I see a guy who is usually playing against the worst players on the worst teams because he only plays in blowouts." While that is true, it is not a criticism. Surely you are not blaming POB for being matched against the worst players.
"I see a guy that constantly is missing rotations and is a bad one on one defender". Really? Constantly? I don't see this. And even if true, which I don't concede, rotating on defense is the hardest thing to do on the court. It took Powe an entire season and a half to figure it out, sort of. I don't see you getting so heavy on him.
"I see a guy that gets moved around on the block by much smaller players". Greg Oden is the only guy who moved him around. Newsflash: Greg Oden is not a smaller player. Just ask Perk, who got pretty abused by him last time they played.
"I see a guy that gets his stats because he is usually 6-12 inches longer overall than the dregs of the league he is usually playing against". So let me get this straight: POB is a terrible player because he is 6-12 inches taller than the other guys, and we don't want that. Huh??
"I see a guy that does a lot of weakside shot blocking and has trouble blocking the shot of a guy who puts a move on him". Well, you can't argue that he does not block alot of shots (that would be ridiculous), so I guess you're stuck with saying he only blocks from the weak side. Shame on you, Patrick!!! Bad shot blocker!!!
"I see a guy with very mediocre hands, bad footwork, bad boxing out skills, who has a very thin, high base who has a slow first step". Did anyone besides me see POB make an incredible nifty save on the baseline last game, showing quick feet and balance becoming of a six footer, not a seven footer? Does anyone (besides Nick, who seems to be fast-forwarding through these moments) see POB as far more athletic than Perk, and longer? I'm not saying he is now better than Perk, I am addressing Nick's assertion that POB is not athletic. I just don't see where Nick is coming from on this stuff.