A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra. A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined. 
isn't that dodgeball as well?
edgar, you're killin me 

I'll throw out a new one:
1: What were you just doing?
2: What? Nothing!
1: Oh no, don't tell me nothing, you were just singing a show tune!
2: You're crazy, I'd never do that.
1: You can't be suicidal if you're singing show tunes!
2: I am suicidal.
1: You're not even depressed!
2: Of course I'm depressed, look at me [hunches over] I'm very f------ depressed.
1: You f------ poser!
2: [loses his accent] Hey man, I'm not a f------...
1: You're not even British!