Build A NBA Player

[Greenwood]

If you could take the attributes of any player from the past or present in the NBA and create a frankenstein basketball player what would you choose?  You can use only Celtics or parts from anyone that ever played the game. 

Brain - Bill Russell
Eyes - Steve Nash
Mouth - Gary Payton (no one talked trash better)
Hands - Rondo
Wrist - Ray Allen
Body - LeBron
Feet - Hakeem Oljauwon
Heart - KG
Arms - Dwight Howard

You can add other attributes if you want as well.  Those were just the ones that came to mind. 

[Roy Hobbs]

I'd build the perfect small forward:

Basketball IQ - Larry Bird
Accuracy - Larry Bird
Range - Larry Bird
Passing - Larry Bird
Rebounding - Larry Bird
Heart - Larry Bird
Confidence - Larry Bird
Clutch - Larry Bird

[POBstuntin]

Brain - John Stockton
Eyes - Magic Johnson
Mouth - KG
Hands - Paul Millsap ( I swear they are the best I've ever seen)
Wrist - Pistol
Body - KG
Feet - Hakeem Oljauwon
Heart - Iverson
Arms - Ron artest

Your question has prompted me to go make this guy in NBA 09, and start the life with him, what should I name him?

[Greenwood]

I'd build the perfect small forward:

Basketball IQ - Larry Bird
Accuracy - Larry Bird
Range - Larry Bird
Passing - Larry Bird
Rebounding - Larry Bird
Heart - Larry Bird
Confidence - Larry Bird
Clutch - Larry Bird

I can't argue with that but you forgot one thing. 
Hair - Larry Bird

[Roy Hobbs]

I'd build the perfect small forward:

Basketball IQ - Larry Bird
Accuracy - Larry Bird
Range - Larry Bird
Passing - Larry Bird
Rebounding - Larry Bird
Heart - Larry Bird
Confidence - Larry Bird
Clutch - Larry Bird

I can't argue with that but you forgot one thing. 
Hair - Larry Bird

And mustache.

[Edgar]

I'd build the perfect small forward:

Basketball IQ - Larry Bird
Accuracy - Larry Bird
Range - Larry Bird
Passing - Larry Bird
Rebounding - Larry Bird
Heart - Larry Bird
Confidence - Larry Bird
Clutch - Larry Bird

I can't argue with that but you forgot one thing. 
Hair - Larry Bird

totally
sense of humor> delonte west

press humor> brian Scalabrine, he quialifies in IQ too.  
                                


Make the worst

IQ          Gerald Green
Hands       Blount
Carisma     Blount
Likes       Vin Baker
Motivation  Blount and Kwame and Kandiman
Fragility   Danny Manning

[ma11l]

I'd pair LeBron's body with Ray Allen's shot, Larry's court vision and work ethic, KG's intensity, Bill Russell's teamwork and shot blocking, LeBron's dunking skills, Stockton's ball handling, and Magic's enthusiasm.

[kw10]

                                


Make the worst

IQ          Gerald Green
Hands       Blount
Carisma     Blount
Likes       Vin Baker
Motivation  Blount and Kwame and Kandiman
Fragility   Danny Manning

Defence: Sasha Vujacic
Teamwork: Kobe Bryant

[Edgar]

after my funny daily dose of bashing Scal and Green
lets be real




there it is the perfect basketball player

[POBstuntin]

after my funny daily dose of bashing Scal and Green
lets be real




there it is the perfect basketball player

I didnt know that PJ Brown was bronzed

[Schupac]

OK, in a throwback to a previous posting of my own.... this is my perfect player:

Brain - Stephen Hawkings
Eyes - The Predator's... he's got heat vision, infrared, etc.
Mouth - Actually... Gary Payton fits here.
Hands - Franz Liszt (tp if you know who this is WITHOUT looking him up)
Wrist - You know that guy in "the fly" that Jeff Golblum snaps his arm when they are arm wrestling? Not him.
Kung Fu style - Tiger.
Body - Giselle.
Feet - Michael Jackson circa 1984.
Heart - Chuck Norris.
Arms - An octopus.
Claws - Wolverine.  Basketball players of the future need claws.

[greg683x]

How about the Complete NBA Cancer.

Body: Eddy Curry
Ego: Stephon Marbury
Addiction: Tie between Shawn Kemp and Vin Baker
Work Ethic:  Allen Iverson (hes a respectable guy, but c'mon guys practice?)
Coach-ability: Latrell Spreewell
Attitude: Jalen Rose
Conscience:  Ricky Davis
Hunger to Win:  Vince Carter
Laziness:  Mark Blount
Contract: Allan Houstons

I seriously have nothing against the Knicks, but I just looked at the list and 6 of those players are either currently or have at one point spent time with the New York Knicks.

Feel the free to add to the list! 

[Redz]

I'd build the perfect small forward:

Basketball IQ - Larry Bird
Accuracy - Larry Bird
Range - Larry Bird
Passing - Larry Bird
Rebounding - Larry Bird
Heart - Larry Bird
Confidence - Larry Bird
Clutch - Larry Bird

I can't argue with that but you forgot one thing. 
Hair - Larry Bird

And mustache.

And shorts

[indeedproceed]

If you could take the attributes of any player from the past or present in the NBA and create a frankenstein basketball player what would you choose?  You can use only Celtics or parts from anyone that ever played the game. 

Brain - Bill Russell
Eyes - Steve Nash
Mouth - Gary Payton (no one talked trash better)
Hands - Rondo
Wrist - Ray Allen
Body - LeBron
Feet - Hakeem Oljauwon
Heart - KG
Arms - Dwight Howard

You can add other attributes if you want as well.  Those were just the ones that came to mind. 

Why Ray Allen's wrists?

[Greenwood]

If you could take the attributes of any player from the past or present in the NBA and create a frankenstein basketball player what would you choose?  You can use only Celtics or parts from anyone that ever played the game. 

Brain - Bill Russell
Eyes - Steve Nash
Mouth - Gary Payton (no one talked trash better)
Hands - Rondo
Wrist - Ray Allen
Body - LeBron
Feet - Hakeem Oljauwon
Heart - KG
Arms - Dwight Howard

You can add other attributes if you want as well.  Those were just the ones that came to mind. 

Why Ray Allen's wrists?

I think he has the most beautiful jump shot, and IMO the jumper begins and ends in wrist action.  I just think his release and follow through are picture perfect.