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Hypothetical One on One
« on: October 21, 2008, 02:23:51 PM »

Offline POBstuntin

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Alright here is the situation.  You are at Fenway Park with a capacity crowd, the hardwood is layed out across left field with a single hoop.  On the court stands LeBron James and yourself.  Games are to 11, only 1 pointers.  Here are the rules:

1.  Before every game you must insult Lebron James and his family over the Fenway PA, everyone will laugh at Lebron James and this will make him angry. 
2.  Conversely Lebron's whole high school team, damon jones, big Z and Warren Buffet are sitting courtside, routinely mocking you and going over the line of whats funny and what is hurtful.
3.  After every game lebron has to run and do various training exercises with a 5 lb medicine ball around fenway park while you are given a chair, the sports beverage of your choosing and the best training staff in the world.  The total break in between each round is 5 minutes.
4.  Its call your own fouls and LeBron James is really annoying and always calls cheap ones.
5.  Every ten games you get to take a 45 minute break while Lebron James has to do rigorous low post drills with former NBA star and sex icon Arvydis Sabonis*edit

How many games do you think it would take for you to beat him?
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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2008, 02:26:07 PM »

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10,000
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Re: Hypothetical One on One
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2008, 02:28:17 PM »

Offline POBstuntin

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Quote from: Roy Hobbs on October 21, 2008, 02:26:07 PM
10,000

Yeah I think that I might die before victory.
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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2008, 02:30:59 PM »

Offline Big Ticket

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Ummm.... indefinite?

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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2008, 02:31:11 PM »

Offline Greenwood

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I think not having 2 pointers hurt my chances of winning before game 1000 that is for sure.  With 2 pointers in play I could hope that LeBron would settle for tired jump shots and I could get lucky on a couple long heaves.  
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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2008, 02:32:28 PM »

Offline Redz

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I'd shut him down big time.

Of course I added another rule

6) You are allowed to snip Lebron's Achilles heels
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2008, 02:43:42 PM »

Offline crownsy

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2 or 3, depending on my FT shooting, since i have decred dribbiling is a foul on lebron, and im a good FT shooter.

without cheating, never.
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Re: Hypothetical One on One
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2008, 02:49:19 PM »

Offline POBstuntin

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alright i changed number 5 to make the situation considerably more winnable.  I'm predicting 11 games for myself now.
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