This is easy, Dwayne Wade is the answer. Wasn't listed in 100 most beautiful people? Not only is Wade rich, but a great basketball player, and he gets the most ladies in the NBA.
Wade gets the most ladies? I'm not up on my NBA player gossip, but I read he's a committed Christian who married his high school sweetheart, and there are all the accounts that he's a stand up guy. I know there are people that fall into all of those categories who sleep around on their wives, but I've never heard anything like that about him, except for something about him and Star Jones and for that reason and that reason alone...I would NOT want to be him.
If I were an NBA player, I'd be most similar to JJ Redick. Same size, same skin tone, same skillset (on both the basketball court [can't do ANYthing but shoot] and in my thankfully destroyed notebook of poetry). If I could be any NBA player, it'd be a tough choice.
I'd want to be Chris Bosh, just because I've always been a fan of the Brachiosaurus.
I'd want to be Chris Paul because he seems like he excels at his position more than any other player while also remaining a down-to-earth and amiable fellow.
I'd want to be Hakeem Olajuwon because he could make people look ridiculous on both ends of the court. Plus, I've always appreciated the Spaulding brand.
I'd want to be Larry Bird because he's Larry Bird.