Bright Green Feces: Good Omen or Time To See a Doctor?

[LarBrd33]

This is a little gross... sorry...

I've been sick since Wednesday.   Horrible sore throat.  Massive head ache.  Shivers.  Sweats.  Fever.  Vomitting.  Diarrhea.  The works.  I finally feel better today for the most part.  A little weak and tired, but better.

I just went to the bathroom.   Thy heavens hath painted me toilets in bright colors of Celtic Greens!  Yippie!   That's good luck right?  A day before the NBA preseason starts and my poo is shamrock shades.  That's like when the Groundhog sees his shadow, right?... or doesn't see it... or something.  I dunno.   I'm still a little delirious. 

I knew I shouldn't have eaten that leprechaun.     

So either this means I'm about to die...  I drank way too much yellow and purple gatorade... or the Celtics are a lock for the 2008 Title.  No wait... 2009.  Yes.  Right.  What year is it?  Lets Celebrate!!  *faint*

[guava_wrench]

Save it for face paint.

[kw10]

LOL

Good signs?! Maybe....see a doctor? maybe that too...
Face paint?? interesting thought guava_wrench
Either way, get well soon LarBrd33!

[Tnerb02]

Whenever I eat Trix my poop turns green!

[Robb]

From personal experience--and this works nicely because of the double-meaning--you might have drank too much Kool-Aid.

[cool breeze]

I've heard of bleeding Celtic Green, but never this. My guess is that a decent whiskey would destroy whichever parasite is living inside of you. Cheers!

[celticmaestro]

All that GM Draft arguing has finally caught up on you huh?

Seriously though, go see a doctor. I'm starting to come down with something myself, nothing green though.

[Reggie's Ghost]

You must be pretty backed up, you're finally getting that 06-07 season out of your system.

[yall hate]

I dont think you need to go to the doctor...assuming green is a one time thing and not every time.  I have had green before, after eating a lot of spinach (some of it just doesnt get digested).  But if Green happens more then two times or so, then yea, get to a doctor.

[yall hate]

you may want to read this:

http://altmedicine.about.com/od/gettingdiagnosed/a/green_stools.htm

[Schupac]

I Refuse to participate in a discussion of your feces.

Oh crap I just did.

[biggs]

I've heard of bleeding Celtic Green, but never this.

TP

That was hilarious

[Scott]

I was kind of questioning whether to read this thread, but what can I say curiosity got the better of me.

Hope you getter better soon.

[youcanthandlethetruth113]

Get well NOW!

[Nerf DPOY]

You must be pretty backed up, you're finally getting that 06-07 season out of your system.

I don't think that this can be topped.