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Bright Green Feces: Good Omen or Time To See a Doctor?
« on: October 06, 2008, 12:16:47 AM »

Offline LarBrd33

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This is a little gross... sorry...

I've been sick since Wednesday.   Horrible sore throat.  Massive head ache.  Shivers.  Sweats.  Fever.  Vomitting.  Diarrhea.  The works.  I finally feel better today for the most part.  A little weak and tired, but better.

I just went to the bathroom.   Thy heavens hath painted me toilets in bright colors of Celtic Greens!  Yippie!   That's good luck right?  A day before the NBA preseason starts and my poo is shamrock shades.  That's like when the Groundhog sees his shadow, right?... or doesn't see it... or something.  I dunno.   I'm still a little delirious. 

I knew I shouldn't have eaten that leprechaun.     

So either this means I'm about to die...  I drank way too much yellow and purple gatorade... or the Celtics are a lock for the 2008 Title.  No wait... 2009.  Yes.  Right.  What year is it?  Lets Celebrate!!  *faint*



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Re: Bright Green Feces: Good Omen or Time To See a Doctor?
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 01:37:07 AM »

Offline guava_wrench

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Save it for face paint.
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Re: Bright Green Feces: Good Omen or Time To See a Doctor?
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 01:39:07 AM »

Offline kw10

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LOL

Good signs?! Maybe....see a doctor? maybe that too...
Face paint?? interesting thought guava_wrench
Either way, get well soon LarBrd33!
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Re: Bright Green Feces: Good Omen or Time To See a Doctor?
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2008, 02:21:10 AM »

Offline Tnerb02

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Whenever I eat Trix my poop turns green! ;D
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2008, 05:16:16 AM »

Offline Robb

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From personal experience--and this works nicely because of the double-meaning--you might have drank too much Kool-Aid.
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Re: Bright Green Feces: Good Omen or Time To See a Doctor?
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2008, 08:28:04 AM »

Offline cool breeze

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I've heard of bleeding Celtic Green, but never this. My guess is that a decent whiskey would destroy whichever parasite is living inside of you. Cheers!
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2008, 08:32:48 AM »

Offline celticmaestro

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All that GM Draft arguing has finally caught up on you huh?

Seriously though, go see a doctor. I'm starting to come down with something myself, nothing green though.
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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2008, 09:45:17 AM »

Offline Reggie's Ghost

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You must be pretty backed up, you're finally getting that 06-07 season out of your system.
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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2008, 09:53:12 AM »

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I dont think you need to go to the doctor...assuming green is a one time thing and not every time.  I have had green before, after eating a lot of spinach (some of it just doesnt get digested).  But if Green happens more then two times or so, then yea, get to a doctor.
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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2008, 10:48:06 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2008, 11:57:04 AM »

Offline Schupac

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I Refuse to participate in a discussion of your feces.

Oh crap I just did.
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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2008, 12:51:26 PM »

Offline biggs

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Quote from: cool breeze on October 06, 2008, 08:28:04 AM
I've heard of bleeding Celtic Green, but never this.

TP

That was hilarious ;D
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Re: Bright Green Feces: Good Omen or Time To See a Doctor?
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2008, 01:49:53 PM »

Offline Scott

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I was kind of questioning whether to read this thread, but what can I say curiosity got the better of me.

Hope you getter better soon.
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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2008, 02:59:38 PM »

Offline youcanthandlethetruth113

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Get well NOW!
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Re: Bright Green Feces: Good Omen or Time To See a Doctor?
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2008, 07:00:36 PM »

Offline Nerf DPOY

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Quote from: Reggies Ghost on October 06, 2008, 09:45:17 AM
You must be pretty backed up, you're finally getting that 06-07 season out of your system.

I don't think that this can be topped. ;D
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