Rules for Drinking at a Bar (male edition)

[Edgar]

being 19 and all. I will stick to my house parties for now. I mean come on, $10 for an endless stream of alcohol. cant be beat.

There is no party like a house party. game over. end of story. You got all the people you like there. if someone you dont like shows up. you kick them out. try that in a bar.

Frats are good, but you get a lot of stupid drunks there and people that are straight up weird. Although the girls there are almost always hot.

Never been to a bar. sounds like a good time. but with no ruit, kings or quarters wheres all the fun at? Sure you can catch the game. but you can do that at home and get all the guys over.

Im looking forward for the rules to a house party haha

New girls.

I rest my case.

[Redz]

Sometimes u want to go......


....where everybody knows your name........

At the stroke of midnight on 21st birthday (legal age) I went to the bar nearest me my dorm - The Bull & Finch Pub (aka the inspiration for cheers)...I proceeded to do a days worth of drinking in the 45 minutes before they closed.

One good rule I used to use was drinking Miller High Life whenever possible.  Not because it was good, but becaese no one ever drank it so you could be pretty confident that when you picked up a bottle and took a sip you weren't getting someone else's warm backwash.

mmmmm...warm backwash

[Edgar]

Sometimes u want to go......


....where everybody knows your name........

At the stroke of midnight on 21st birthday (legal age) I went to the bar nearest me my dorm - The Bull & Finch Pub (aka the inspiration for cheers)...I proceeded to do a days worth of drinking in the 45 minutes before they closed.

One good rule I used to use was drinking Miller High Life whenever possible.  Not because it was good, but becaese no one ever drank it so you could be pretty confident that when you picked up a bottle and took a sip you weren't getting someone else's warm backwash.

mmmmm...warm backwash

all this bar stories...
I will have to go kill a gray goose right ....now

cheers.....

[warriorspirit]

as a bar owner...here is my advice for men when at a bar.

A (picking up women)

1 the chicks that always seem to be looking at themselves. mirrors, window reflections, pocket mirror, are more likely looking to be picked up.

2if there are more then 2 women in the group you will need to find the "we got to go/my friend dont need a man" girl in the group (they all have them!) and make sure she is having a great time and paid attention to or else she will block you so fast your head will spin.

3a large # of women go out with the idea of getting guys to hit on them (to make themselves feel better) then go home alone...feeling better. if they ask you if your going to buy them a drink within the first few minutes they most likely are this type.

as for drinking...
beer, mixed, straight up...i don't care they all work.
however don't ever order a mixed drink that has more then 2 liquors in it when it's busy...you will look stupid and annoy the bartender.

also don't get "falling down" drunk. you look stupid, will never pick up a chick, and i then got to kick you out.

also don't puke. it sucks to clean up!!!

if you want to fight. take it outside! In NH we get points every time something happen. too many points we get shut down for a few days.

but all in all have fun! and if your in Manchester NH. check out 1181 elm...(i won't plug the name here) we got the biggest HD TV in town (almost 17 feet)


Edited for language. But great advice.
-IP

[indeedproceed]

My rules for going to the bar:

1) Never look slovenly. I've had a gf for 3 years, but if you look like a bum you're going to have a bad time (unless you get hammered).

2) Im 24, when I was 21 it was okay to get so drunk you'd get thrown out. I realize if you get so drunk you can't walk straight you will probably have a bad time/bad morning.

3) Never be afraid to dance. Getting a girl you've never met but think is cute to dance with you is a priceless victory. If you dance with cute girls, you're gonna have a good time.

4) Never take rejection you receive because you took point number three seriously. If you take yourself too seriously you're gonna have a bad time.

5) Never go without a buddy if you can help it. If you go alone you have a greater chance of having a bad time.

6) Never get too centered on "going to a certain bar" after 12. If you spend half your time in cabs, you're gonna have a bad time.

7) If looking to hookup, find some after hours. If you go to an afterhours you're gonna have a good time.

Long Island iced teas are like martinis and like hands. If you have more than two, you're gonna have a bad time (assuming your bartender doesn't suck)

9) Building off of point 8, and the astute poster above me, stick to beer or 1 liquor drinks. I prefer the best draft beer or 7 and 7s. If you stick to easy drinks or beer you're gonna have a good time.

10) There is nothing wrong with shots. Especially if someone else is buying them. But if someone buys you a shot, always buy a round yourself. If you stick to karma, you're gonna have a good time.

11) Be nice to staff and try to limit yourself to dealing with 1 bartender. If you tip every drink (and overtip the first couple), bartenders will serve you faster, and usually buy one back. If you're good to the staff, you're gonna have a good time.

12) Never bring nice jackets you're going to take off to the bar. You very well could lose it if there isn't a coat check, and even if there is. If you lose your jacket you're gonna have a bad time.

Thats all for now.

[Edgar]

No.8

If u get more than 2
just invite Edgar to join you
 
just love them

and 8-a
If you bartender is Edgar dont take more than 2

[ACF]

My rules for going to the bar:

1) Never look slovenly. I've had a gf for 3 years, but if you look like a bum you're going to have a bad time (unless you get hammered).

2) Im 24, when I was 21 it was okay to get so drunk you'd get thrown out. I realize if you get so drunk you can't walk straight you will probably have a bad time/bad morning.

3) Never be afraid to dance. Getting a girl you've never met but think is cute to dance with you is a priceless victory. If you dance with cute girls, you're gonna have a good time.

4) Never take rejection you receive because you took point number three seriously. If you take yourself too seriously you're gonna have a bad time.

5) Never go without a buddy if you can help it. If you go alone you have a greater chance of having a bad time.

6) Never get too centered on "going to a certain bar" after 12. If you spend half your time in cabs, you're gonna have a bad time.

7) If looking to hookup, find some after hours. If you go to an afterhours you're gonna have a good time.

Long Island iced teas are like martinis and like hands. If you have more than two, you're gonna have a bad time (assuming your bartender doesn't suck)

9) Building off of point 8, and the astute poster above me, stick to beer or 1 liquor drinks. I prefer the best draft beer or 7 and 7s. If you stick to easy drinks or beer you're gonna have a good time.

10) There is nothing wrong with shots. Especially if someone else is buying them. But if someone buys you a shot, always buy a round yourself. If you stick to karma, you're gonna have a good time.

11) Be nice to staff and try to limit yourself to dealing with 1 bartender. If you tip every drink (and overtip the first couple), bartenders will serve you faster, and usually buy one back. If you're good to the staff, you're gonna have a good time.

12) Never bring nice jackets you're going to take off to the bar. You very well could lose it if there isn't a coat check, and even if there is. If you lose your jacket you're gonna have a bad time.

Thats all for now.

Be sure to get a copy of the new
bestseller by our very own IndeedProceed:
Good Times and Bad Times at the Bar
It's availaible at your local liquor sto... I MEAN BOOKSTORE 

[freshinthehouse]

being 19 and all. I will stick to my house parties for now. I mean come on, $10 for an endless stream of alcohol. cant be beat.

There is no party like a house party. game over. end of story. You got all the people you like there. if someone you dont like shows up. you kick them out. try that in a bar.

Frats are good, but you get a lot of stupid drunks there and people that are straight up weird. Although the girls there are almost always hot.

Never been to a bar. sounds like a good time. but with no ruit, kings or quarters wheres all the fun at? Sure you can catch the game. but you can do that at home and get all the guys over.

Im looking forward for the rules to a house party haha

There is one main rule for house parties:  They are someone else's job. 

I miss the days of getting piled for 5/10 bucks at a house party/  I'll take a good party of the bar any day of the week(unless Im seeing a good band).  IMO, drinking gets less fun the older you get.  The fun i had when i was 16 and 17 trumps any fun i've had in my 20s.

[jay_jay54]

always make sure,you know 99% of a bar sports teams that most root for...example:if there is a game on,never say Go Knicks out loud,even if its your team, in a Celtics bar or vice versa...It could get ugly. 

[cdif911]

My rules for going to the bar:

1) Never look slovenly. I've had a gf for 3 years, but if you look like a bum you're going to have a bad time (unless you get hammered).

2) Im 24, when I was 21 it was okay to get so drunk you'd get thrown out. I realize if you get so drunk you can't walk straight you will probably have a bad time/bad morning.

3) Never be afraid to dance. Getting a girl you've never met but think is cute to dance with you is a priceless victory. If you dance with cute girls, you're gonna have a good time.

4) Never take rejection you receive because you took point number three seriously. If you take yourself too seriously you're gonna have a bad time.

5) Never go without a buddy if you can help it. If you go alone you have a greater chance of having a bad time.

6) Never get too centered on "going to a certain bar" after 12. If you spend half your time in cabs, you're gonna have a bad time.

7) If looking to hookup, find some after hours. If you go to an afterhours you're gonna have a good time.

Long Island iced teas are like martinis and like hands. If you have more than two, you're gonna have a bad time (assuming your bartender doesn't suck)

9) Building off of point 8, and the astute poster above me, stick to beer or 1 liquor drinks. I prefer the best draft beer or 7 and 7s. If you stick to easy drinks or beer you're gonna have a good time.

10) There is nothing wrong with shots. Especially if someone else is buying them. But if someone buys you a shot, always buy a round yourself. If you stick to karma, you're gonna have a good time.

11) Be nice to staff and try to limit yourself to dealing with 1 bartender. If you tip every drink (and overtip the first couple), bartenders will serve you faster, and usually buy one back. If you're good to the staff, you're gonna have a good time.

12) Never bring nice jackets you're going to take off to the bar. You very well could lose it if there isn't a coat check, and even if there is. If you lose your jacket you're gonna have a bad time.

Thats all for now.

Be sure to get a copy of the new
bestseller by our very own IndeedProceed:
Good Times and Bad Times at the Bar
It's availaible at your local liquor sto... I MEAN BOOKSTORE 

sure thats the title? I googled it and couldn't find it (actually only thing I found was this post!)

[Schupac]

always make sure,you know 99% of a bar sports teams that most root for...example:if there is a game on,never say Go Knicks out loud,even if its your team, in a Celtics bar or vice versa...It could get ugly. 

NO WAY!  I think that's when I have the most fun.  I loved watching game 7 Cleveland-Boston in Ohio.  Everybody had something to say during the game.  After?  Well, you know that phrase "no man is an island"?  Not true.

[indeedproceed]

always make sure,you know 99% of a bar sports teams that most root for...example:if there is a game on,never say Go Knicks out loud,even if its your team, in a Celtics bar or vice versa...It could get ugly. 

NO WAY!  I think that's when I have the most fun.  I loved watching game 7 Cleveland-Boston in Ohio.  Everybody had something to say during the game.  After?  Well, you know that phrase "no man is an island"?  Not true.

Haha. That last line is classic. Very funny.

[ma11l]

being 19 and all. I will stick to my house parties for now. I mean come on, $10 for an endless stream of alcohol. cant be beat.

There is no party like a house party. game over. end of story. You got all the people you like there. if someone you dont like shows up. you kick them out. try that in a bar.

Frats are good, but you get a lot of stupid drunks there and people that are straight up weird. Although the girls there are almost always hot.

Never been to a bar. sounds like a good time. but with no ruit, kings or quarters wheres all the fun at? Sure you can catch the game. but you can do that at home and get all the guys over.

Im looking forward for the rules to a house party haha

New girls.

I rest my case.

Definitely new girls.  Also a lot of bars have much better and more organized beirut tournaments than normal house parties.  You can win some cash or cool prizes at them.  I like both parties and bars, but if I had the choice I'd probably go to a bar.

[indeedproceed]

being 19 and all. I will stick to my house parties for now. I mean come on, $10 for an endless stream of alcohol. cant be beat.

There is no party like a house party. game over. end of story. You got all the people you like there. if someone you dont like shows up. you kick them out. try that in a bar.

Frats are good, but you get a lot of stupid drunks there and people that are straight up weird. Although the girls there are almost always hot.

Never been to a bar. sounds like a good time. but with no ruit, kings or quarters wheres all the fun at? Sure you can catch the game. but you can do that at home and get all the guys over.

Im looking forward for the rules to a house party haha

New girls.

I rest my case.

Definitely new girls.  Also a lot of bars have much better and more organized beirut tournaments than normal house parties.  You can win some cash or cool prizes at them.  I like both parties and bars, but if I had the choice I'd probably go to a bar.

How old is too old to be in a beirut tournament. I need answers, now.

[Edgar]

being 19 and all. I will stick to my house parties for now. I mean come on, $10 for an endless stream of alcohol. cant be beat.

There is no party like a house party. game over. end of story. You got all the people you like there. if someone you dont like shows up. you kick them out. try that in a bar.

Frats are good, but you get a lot of stupid drunks there and people that are straight up weird. Although the girls there are almost always hot.

Never been to a bar. sounds like a good time. but with no ruit, kings or quarters wheres all the fun at? Sure you can catch the game. but you can do that at home and get all the guys over.

Im looking forward for the rules to a house party haha

New girls.

I rest my case.

Definitely new girls.  Also a lot of bars have much better and more organized beirut tournaments than normal house parties.  You can win some cash or cool prizes at them.  I like both parties and bars, but if I had the choice I'd probably go to a bar.

How old is too old to be in a beirut tournament. I need answers, now.

haha when was the last time you enter one.? is the question?