My girl is very upset with me and I need advice.

[freshinthehouse]

It's also a godsend when it comes to spreading viruses, worms, etc.  After one of my employees worked on Saturdays I'd come in on Monday having to clean out my machine because it had slowed to a crawl on Mondays.   The only common denominator was this useless site.  I have never experienced this while I'm wasting my time shooting the breeze on this website.

Those new "standup comics" are probably laughing their posteriors off. 

It's no different than email.  Anyone with half a brain should know when you receive a message that looks suspect, don't open it.

And yes, I'm sure there is a covert ring of comedians out there plotting to take over the internet via bogus myspace messages.

[BigThreePeat]

* Honestly, If your girl doesn't sign out of myspace, leaves the house and you hop on the computer are you signing out?

I think 90% are headed for the inbox/outbox, it is Human nature.

Really?  In all honesty...  there's no way I would.  0% chance.  Privacy and respect for others are HUGE issues with me, and I wouldn't breach that for anything.  You'd really be 100% comfortable doing that, and you think 9 out of 10 other people would be, too?

Yeah for sure.  Along those same lines... if the girl you're dating hops in the shower and lets you use her laptop while she's in there... I think 90% of us are going to search for *.jpg to see if we find anything racy to send to our e-mail account in the 5 minutes she's in there  (you know... just in case things head south in the relationship or something)...     

Additionally... if the girl you're dating decides to use your computer... I say 90% of us first install a keylogger and then tell her to check out the E-Card we sent to her e-mail account...

No?  Just me?...  hmmmm....

Oh well.  I don't trust that wench...

But seriously... 80% of all women have nudes of themselves on their laptops.  Don't ask me how I know... it's just a fact.   Moving on... 

[cdif911]

* Honestly, If your girl doesn't sign out of myspace, leaves the house and you hop on the computer are you signing out?

I think 90% are headed for the inbox/outbox, it is Human nature.

Really?  In all honesty...  there's no way I would.  0% chance.  Privacy and respect for others are HUGE issues with me, and I wouldn't breach that for anything.  You'd really be 100% comfortable doing that, and you think 9 out of 10 other people would be, too?

Yeah for sure.  Along those same lines... if the girl you're dating hops in the shower and lets you use her laptop while she's in there... I think 90% of us are going to search for *.jpg to see if we find anything racy to send to our e-mail account in the 5 minutes she's in there  (you know... just in case things head south in the relationship or something)...     

Additionally... if the girl you're dating decides to use your computer... I say 90% of us first install a keylogger and then tell her to check out the E-Card we sent to her e-mail account...

No?  Just me?...  hmmmm....

Oh well.  I don't trust that wench...

But seriously... 80% of all women have nudes of themselves on their laptops.  Don't ask me how I know... it's just a fact.   Moving on... 

80% I must be dating the wrong girls... either that or I'm really bad at spying

[ThreadCrasher]

After reading this thread, I have to say it is pretty obvious that Jsaad's girl is having cold feet.  She is grasping at anything to give that ring back...blowing that situation way out of proportion.  It wasn't until her friend (single I am sure) talked her back into it that she went home.  Jsaad is a 'nice guy' and her friends will always think it is a perfect relationship, meanwhile his girlfriend's feet are asleep.  If Jsaad was an a hole, the friends would be telling his girlfriend to leave him, but she couldn't get enough.  Woman are funny that way...they are motherly and like to fix us.  With Jsaad, where's the challange?

I say he's too nice and a bit sappy.  Begging her and apologizing is only going to make her want more of a 'bad boy'.  She is going to keep picking silly fights and pushing Jsaad around until he either stands up to her or she finally gets cold feet and backs out.

The odds are these two never get married.  I will accept bets on this.  In fact, I bet the break up is based around New Year's Eve...

[cdif911]

After reading this thread, I have to say it is pretty obvious that Jsaad's girl is having cold feet.  She is grasping at anything to give that ring back...blowing that situation way out of proportion.  It wasn't until her friend (single I am sure) talked her back into it that she went home.  Jsaad is a 'nice guy' and her friends will always think it is a perfect relationship, meanwhile his girlfriend's feet are asleep.  If Jsaad was an a hole, the friends would be telling his girlfriend to leave him, but she couldn't get enough.  Woman are funny that way...they are motherly and like to fix us.  With Jsaad, where's the challange?

I say he's too nice and a bit sappy.  Begging her and apologizing is only going to make her want more of a 'bad boy'.  She is going to keep picking silly fights and pushing Jsaad around until he either stands up to her or she finally gets cold feet and backs out.

The odds are these two never get married.  I will accept bets on this.  In fact, I bet the break up is based around New Year's Eve...

I dunno, girls get really upset over little things sometimes, doesn't always mean they crave a bad boy or are super upset with the relationship - whenever my girlfriend gets mad at me, 99 times out of 100 its because something bad happened somewhere else (not to say she's been mad at me 100 times, her butt woudl be on the street if she got mad that often) but rarely are her bad moments my fault, its just taking it out on me.. then when I say you're taking this out on me because you didn't get a raise, or your taco was burned or something, she's usually like yeah, and then we're cool again

[ThreadCrasher]

After reading this thread, I have to say it is pretty obvious that Jsaad's girl is having cold feet.  She is grasping at anything to give that ring back...blowing that situation way out of proportion.  It wasn't until her friend (single I am sure) talked her back into it that she went home.  Jsaad is a 'nice guy' and her friends will always think it is a perfect relationship, meanwhile his girlfriend's feet are asleep.  If Jsaad was an a hole, the friends would be telling his girlfriend to leave him, but she couldn't get enough.  Woman are funny that way...they are motherly and like to fix us.  With Jsaad, where's the challange?

I say he's too nice and a bit sappy.  Begging her and apologizing is only going to make her want more of a 'bad boy'.  She is going to keep picking silly fights and pushing Jsaad around until he either stands up to her or she finally gets cold feet and backs out.

The odds are these two never get married.  I will accept bets on this.  In fact, I bet the break up is based around New Year's Eve...

I dunno, girls get really upset over little things sometimes, doesn't always mean they crave a bad boy or are super upset with the relationship - whenever my girlfriend gets mad at me, 99 times out of 100 its because something bad happened somewhere else (not to say she's been mad at me 100 times, her butt woudl be on the street if she got mad that often) but rarely are her bad moments my fault, its just taking it out on me.. then when I say you're taking this out on me because you didn't get a raise, or your taco was burned or something, she's usually like yeah, and then we're cool again

I agree with you.  This argument wasn't about MySpace and a dumb, one time comment from two weeks earlier.  She dug for it, blew it up and offered the ring back.  IMHO, she wanted to see two things: 1. What it felt like to tell him it was over; 2. To see what he would do.

I am pretty confident about it.

[cdif911]

After reading this thread, I have to say it is pretty obvious that Jsaad's girl is having cold feet.  She is grasping at anything to give that ring back...blowing that situation way out of proportion.  It wasn't until her friend (single I am sure) talked her back into it that she went home.  Jsaad is a 'nice guy' and her friends will always think it is a perfect relationship, meanwhile his girlfriend's feet are asleep.  If Jsaad was an a hole, the friends would be telling his girlfriend to leave him, but she couldn't get enough.  Woman are funny that way...they are motherly and like to fix us.  With Jsaad, where's the challange?

I say he's too nice and a bit sappy.  Begging her and apologizing is only going to make her want more of a 'bad boy'.  She is going to keep picking silly fights and pushing Jsaad around until he either stands up to her or she finally gets cold feet and backs out.

The odds are these two never get married.  I will accept bets on this.  In fact, I bet the break up is based around New Year's Eve...

I dunno, girls get really upset over little things sometimes, doesn't always mean they crave a bad boy or are super upset with the relationship - whenever my girlfriend gets mad at me, 99 times out of 100 its because something bad happened somewhere else (not to say she's been mad at me 100 times, her butt woudl be on the street if she got mad that often) but rarely are her bad moments my fault, its just taking it out on me.. then when I say you're taking this out on me because you didn't get a raise, or your taco was burned or something, she's usually like yeah, and then we're cool again

I agree with you.  This argument wasn't about MySpace and a dumb, one time comment from two weeks earlier.  She dug for it, blew it up and offered the ring back.  IMHO, she wanted to see two things: 1. What it felt like to tell him it was over; 2. To see what he would do.

I am pretty confident about it.

ah I missed the part about the ring giveback...that's why I want to get my ring tattooed on the girl....jk

[incoherent]

i'd hook up with the hot myspace girl

[cdif911]

i'd hook up with the hot myspace girl

only if she put on the bikini though

[celt4ever]

Advise??  Get rid of myspace.  I'm sure that will make her feel better.

I deleted it within the first hour.

men 14 pages of this not even when we get kg
get rid of your girl in myspace there like 1000 more
jejejeje joke get rid of myspace and take a seat in the trunk of the car

[wahz]

you guys are something else. Bottom line:


1. What you said was over the line
2. She shouldn't be going thru your posts like that
3. you are not as happy as can be with her or you wouldn't be asking for babes to get nakeder on myspace
4. she is probably insecure
5  you are probably looking for more excitement than she is giving you and you aren't even married yet!!!!!

no way to preict the future with CERTAINTY based on those obvious 5 statements/conclusions

[incoherent]

i'd hook up with the hot myspace girl

only if she put on the bikini though

nope i just take their clothes off

[dark_lord]

[Prof. Clutch]

Wow, just short of one year ago.  A blast from the past.

[GroverTheClover]

By grovertheclover at 2009-06-30