I wouldn't be able to answer most of your questions, but I don't think that would make be a bandwagon fan either. I live in WI and started watching the C's when I was 13 on the dish we had. My mother being from Taughton(sp?) suggested to pick Boston as my team, and thank God she did if you have seen the ball that Milwaukee has played in the past few years. And it was a tough time becoming a fan of this team because it was in the declining years of the 3 greats we had. But watched every game litleraly and was crushed when we lost to the hornets in the playoffs(still think that last shot was a goal tend btw) and suffered through the death of Reggie who was my idol at the time.
But then I went to college and followed the team on ESPN the best I could but really couldn't see many games. I guess I could have bought the NBA ticket, but I didn't want to pay for it not being able to see many games because of my scheduale.
The reason I give you a short biography is becuase I don't think you can judge a guys fan status just because he can't answer some trivia. I would classify myself as a big GB fan, but I couldn't name everyone on the roster. My memory sucks in that way I guess. But when it comes down to it, I love this team and have never identified myself with any other NBA team. Each playoff loss that I watched hurt as much as a packers loss and it says a lot because that team is what we live and die for in this state.
I find the post funny and creative, but just remember that outsid of NE, Celtics basketball is hard to find.