Lol this is hilarious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNQoWqPPkSQI play soccer 1-2 times a week. In all honesty, I don't like taking a sh*t prior to the games, cause I'm way too relaxed after that.

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On a more serious note, I don't like national anthems either. All they do is divide people. The US anthem divides people into americans and non-americans, the canadian anthem divides us into canadians and non-canadians etc. Btw, the same goes for flags too.
If you ask me, it's about time we stopped playing the national anthem at sporting events.