You whippersnappers think you have it so bad! In my day, in Virginia, we had to walk to the local Book n Card, uphill both ways mind you, to find any information about the Celtics! My search every week for anything in green led to an unhealthy obsession with Green Lantern, Green Arrow, and Green Eggs and Ham!
Now get off my lawn and go back to being brilliant...or I'll sic my dog Cornbread on ya!