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So, I accidentally lit this bush on fire when this dude Moses comes by. I duck behind the bush and pretend to be God. I convince Moses that he has to free the Isrealites from the Egyptians and he believed me because I used my deep and serious Shaq post 2004 voice. But I didn't know he was gonna call down curses. So I have to go on top of a mountain and start hurling frogs at the Egyptians. I have to dump a whole bunch of red dye into the Nile. The hardest part was going around to the house of every Egyptian family and giving the eldest son a copy of " Steel" with a card from their parents so the kids would leave because they'd think their parents hated them.But it was all good, I did it to enhance God's reputation.- Shaq
Quote from: KCattheStripe on November 10, 2011, 04:08:40 PMSo, I accidentally lit this bush on fire when this dude Moses comes by. I duck behind the bush and pretend to be God. I convince Moses that he has to free the Isrealites from the Egyptians and he believed me because I used my deep and serious Shaq post 2004 voice. But I didn't know he was gonna call down curses. So I have to go on top of a mountain and start hurling frogs at the Egyptians. I have to dump a whole bunch of red dye into the Nile. The hardest part was going around to the house of every Egyptian family and giving the eldest son a copy of " Steel" with a card from their parents so the kids would leave because they'd think their parents hated them.But it was all good, I did it to enhance God's reputation.- Shaq\New favorite
Quote from: StartOrien on November 10, 2011, 04:17:54 PMQuote from: KCattheStripe on November 10, 2011, 04:08:40 PMSo, I accidentally lit this bush on fire when this dude Moses comes by. I duck behind the bush and pretend to be God. I convince Moses that he has to free the Isrealites from the Egyptians and he believed me because I used my deep and serious Shaq post 2004 voice. But I didn't know he was gonna call down curses. So I have to go on top of a mountain and start hurling frogs at the Egyptians. I have to dump a whole bunch of red dye into the Nile. The hardest part was going around to the house of every Egyptian family and giving the eldest son a copy of " Steel" with a card from their parents so the kids would leave because they'd think their parents hated them.But it was all good, I did it to enhance God's reputation.- Shaq\New favoriteYeah that was pretty good. Epic even.
And here I was thinking we've been funny