ZOMG! Tom Brady has long hair, and dances goofly, and like sports teams other than I do, and has a super hot wife and a a super hot ex-girlfriend, he lives in a place (NY) that is essential to his wife's career and is still close enough to his job that they can have stable professional lives and have a healthy marriage, and he cried remembering an incident that was a transformatie event in his life. Z.O.M.G! What a...a...
Completely reasonable list of things for a man to be and do.