Most annoying Radio Commercial You've Ever Heard

[StartOrien]

The Biggest No Brainer In the History of Earth, anybody?

[ChampKind]

Does John from Alpert's still do commercials?  I haven't lived in RI for about 5-6 years now, but he was the worst.  Absolutely grating voice.

[celts55]

I don't know what company it is, but it claims to cut your credit card debt UP TO 50% ... OR MORE. I don't know why, but that drives me crazy. If it's more than 50%, why pick 50%, why not up to 25% or more, or 40% or more? Why this arbitrally picking of 50%?

It reminds me of the olf Money Store adds... up to $100,000 or more.

[shiggins]

I don't know about you but I'm sick of hearing how I can naturally enhance my performance with a revolutionary herbal supplement.

I just sent you 35 personal messages, by the way.  NO BRO, I'M 100% SERIOUS!

I also have stock advice.  And, if you are interested, I am starting a program to assist the deposed prince of Nigeria in reacquiring his family's assets after a failed coup.

you know the deposed Nigerian prince?  If you need a bank account # to help you out, email me --- I am all over that!!

What if told I told you your long lost uncle won the UK Lottery but unfortunately died before he could collect?

[arctic 3.0]

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead
Head On. Apply directly to the forehead
Head On. Apply directly to the forehead

i know its a TV and not a radio commercial, but this may be the most annoying combination of words in the history of language.

[Schupac]

I don't know about you but I'm sick of hearing how I can naturally enhance my performance with a revolutionary herbal supplement.

I just sent you 35 personal messages, by the way.  NO BRO, I'M 100% SERIOUS!

I also have stock advice.  And, if you are interested, I am starting a program to assist the deposed prince of Nigeria in reacquiring his family's assets after a failed coup.

you know the deposed Nigerian prince?  If you need a bank account # to help you out, email me --- I am all over that!!

What if told I told you your long lost uncle won the UK Lottery but unfortunately died before he could collect?

Then I would ask who to wire my small 10% legal fee to before receiving the bulk deposit into my account.

[Finkelskyhook]

-The shameless ad-nauseum PSA recruiting more food stamp recipients.

[EJPLAYA]

It is on radio and tv, but I can't stand the Subway 5 dollar foot long commercials. Makes me want to punch someone...

[xmuscularghandix]

cause we're the people at enpro and they call us the best, if you've got hazardous waste then we clean up the mess,
call
1800
966
1102
YEA!

[hardlyyardley]

Any AT&T wireless claiming great range....my wife and I did a cross-country car trip this summer and had no, nada, none...reception in the whole state of Montana and alot of Oregon...I see or hear that fraud message and feel like throwing my phone at the TV or radio

[cornbreadsmart]

i don't even know the product they are saying. i'm not even positive it's on the radio and not tv. sounds like,"vernardi for noooooooow." vernardi for liiiiiiiiife." blecch. that kars 4 kids thing haunts me. i hate it so much. yet i sing it in my fricking cubicle now when it comes on. "13DAYS 'TIL HALLOWEEN,HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN.13 DAYS TIL HALLOWEEN,SILVER SHAMROCK!!!!"

[Truck Lewis]

The Biggest No Brainer In the History of Earth, anybody?

TP...thats gotta be number 1...but i like being a punk and using that phrase in real life when a no-brainer decision actually arises