Haha. There is that, or the alternative of slowly moving the goal posts until the season is over. I've never done a way back bump before because I think the board would be a disaster if everyone did that, but the Nets threads from over the summer may warrant that. The things the advanced stats people were writing look absolutely prophetic right now.
I'm glad it's looking like the Nets will be much worse than the 30 or so wins I thought they'd end up with.
Part of that, all along, was setting expectations low. Do you know how excited I'll be if the Celts end up with a top pick from the Nets? As excited as anyone. The Celts desperately need some luck in the draft to get this rebuild turned around. But I don't want to let myself believe that will definitely happen until the Nets have already put 30 losses or so in the bank. That said, if they come close to repeating the 0-18 start they had in 2009, maybe I'll start thinking about what type of champagne I want to buy for lottery night.
Still, I've never quite understood how incredulous people were to the idea that the Nets might actually not be horrible this season. After all, they started poorly the last two seasons and ultimately made the playoffs. They were the boring half-court team that somehow kept making it to 40 wins or so and doing better in the playoffs than you'd expect.
Sure, they got rid of Deron Williams, but it's not like Deron was very good for them last year. Mirza Teletovic? That guy wasn't doing much to win them games, either, especially since he missed a lot of last season.
But hey, look at how good the Trailblazers are doing, defying expectations.
It must be Mason Plumlee! He's the key in all of this.
There are a number of reasons.
First of all, the Nets made the playoffs last year - but you could argue they shouldn't have. Their point differential wasn't befitting of a playoff team, which indicates they were a lot worse than their record suggested. Blown out in many losses, barely scraping by in a lot of wins.
Next is to look at advnaced stats.
Last year Deron Williams was the Nets Real-Plus-Minus leader at +1.91, and they traded him away from a draft pick that is not looking like he's going to produce much this year. The guy who replaced Deron at PG is Jarrett Jack, who was -3.65 last year (ranking him 398/474 among all NBA players).
That's a -5.56 swing, which is absolutely massive. That trade on it's own was enough to drop the Nets a LOT of wins and immediatley knock them out of the playoff race.
Then there is Joe Johnson. For a 6 season stretch (between 06-07 to 11-12) he averaged at least around 19 points, 4 rebounds and 5 assists Per 36 Minutes. Last season, despite being on one of the worst teams he's been on in years, he put up the lowest scoring numbers in 11 seasons (14.9 Points Per 36) and was barely holding his one in terms of Real Plus Minus (+0.87). This season, at age 34, it was only natural to expect that his game was going to drop off hard, and he was never going to be able to hold it down as the #2 scoring option.
Theddeus Young is a nice player, but he never has been (and never will be) good enough to be a top 3 player on a good team - he's just not that type of player. He's a legitimate starter (and a pretty good one at that) but he isn't a great scorer, rebounder or shooter and he can't be your #2 option on offense.
Brook Lopez had a slightly negative RPM last year of -0.6 which is by no means bad enough to hurt the team when he's out there, but also is nowhere near great enough to indicate that he has as much positive impact as his scoring numbers would like to suggest. That stats indicate that he's actually holding his own on defense (+0.16) but he's hurting the team a little on offense (-0.76). One way or the other he's clearly not a difference maker, and while his stats on paper might look flashy, he's not good enough to hold this team up. Add to this the very obvious injury history (and the huge risk of him missing significant time) and Lopez is pretty much a non factor.
So out of your starters, you basically have Young as the only guy who is likely to actually genuinely help you win games, with the rest of the starting lineup holding their own at best.
Then when the starters (who struggle just to hold their own) sit down, you have what is quite probably THE WORST bench in the entire NBA coming in. Even if the starters manage to hold a lead (which will happen 50% of the time, at best) the starters are going to blow it really quickly.
So for the Nets to have any hope of winning a decent amount of games, they would pretty much need to have their starters playing fresh for 48 minutes a game, which is completely impossible.
At the end of the day it all comes down to lack of depth. The Nets have two good NBA players, and two passable NBA players, and everybody else is pretty much D-League caliber. There is no possible way in any stretch of the imagination that a team like that can hope to compete for a playoff spot - to believe such a thing goes against all common logic. Boston finished bottom 6 in 2013/14, and we had FAR more depth and overall talent than this Nets team does. Plus that Celtics team always played really hard, they just lacked the talent.
They have a crappy coach, so they don't evne have the resources to make the most of the talent they DON'T have.
Then on top of that they have no cap flexibility, so they cannot sign free agents for help, and they have limited trade flexibility.
They are stuck in a concrete bunker with a floor made of quicksand and no way out.
There are only three teams in the NBA right now who have not won a game - the Nets, the Pelicans and the 76ers.
One of those teams has Anthony Davis as their best weapon - arguably a top 5 player in the NBA, and one of the highest upside players in the league. They also at least 5 other quality NBA players in Asik, Tyreke, Holiday, Gordon and Anderson,
One of the teams has two very young and extremely talented big men as their best weapon - a duo that has the potential to form one of the most dominant front courts in the league a couple of years from now.
The third has Brook Lopez as their best weapon and their only bright spot.
I'm not going to tell you which of those three teams is looking the most bleak right now.
I mean really, the best change the Nets have of getting any talent on that roster is to gamble on a couple of D-League players and hope they strike gold. When your only hope is the D-League, you're bad. Real bad.