Jesus Christ on Mars

[Eja117]

drunk...still don't see it

[Edgar]

drunk...still don't see it

u used beer...u have to use vodka

[Rondo2287]

drunk...still don't see it

Isnt it noon? or is this a timezone issue?

[Eja117]

drunk...still don't see it

Isnt it noon? or is this a timezone issue?

Goooooodddd question.  This is my only 6 hours of the week off from jobs, kid yadda yadda. I still gotta vacuum. not sure how that'll happen

[cornbreadsmart]

sad thing is, if it did look like jesus,tons of people considered normal would think it was put there by him.

[Brickowski]

It isn't Jesus.  It's Kosh from Babylon 5.

[mgent]

The reality of the situation is, we have absolutely no clue what Jesus actually looked like.

[Edgar]

The reality of the situation is, we have absolutely no clue what Jesus actually looked like.

but the thing is we do

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santo_Sudario_de_Oviedo

[LarBrd33]

I'm pretty sure that's a buried Decepticon

[LarBrd33]

If Jesus actually came back... nobody would recognize him.  They'd just assume he was some middle eastern midget with poor hygiene.  And I'm fairly certain that even the best historical language scholars would have trouble deciphering his form of Aramaic (or whatever the heck they were speaking 2k years ago)...

Basically even if anyone made the connection and we confirmed the little fella was indeed Jesus... it there would just be like a 4 day period where the blogosphere would explode... and then everyone would go back to twittering about Michael Jackson's doctor.

[Lucky17]

The reality of the situation is, we have absolutely no clue what Jesus actually looked like.

One hypothesis, based on available, circumstantial archaeological evidence:

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/12/25/face.jesus/index.html

Difficult to postulate without individual skeletal evidence, of course.

[fairweatherfan]

If Jesus actually came back... nobody would recognize him.  They'd just assume he was some middle eastern midget with poor hygiene.  And I'm fairly certain that even the best historical language scholars would have trouble deciphering his form of Aramaic (or whatever the heck they were speaking 2k years ago)...

Basically even if anyone made the connection and we confirmed the little fella was indeed Jesus... it there would just be like a 4 day period where the blogosphere would explode... and then everyone would go back to twittering about Michael Jackson's doctor.

Something like this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMyUiajtYlQ

[mgent]

If Jesus actually came back... nobody would recognize him.  They'd just assume he was some middle eastern midget with poor hygiene.  And I'm fairly certain that even the best historical language scholars would have trouble deciphering his form of Aramaic (or whatever the heck they were speaking 2k years ago)...

Basically even if anyone made the connection and we confirmed the little fella was indeed Jesus... it there would just be like a 4 day period where the blogosphere would explode... and then everyone would go back to twittering about Michael Jackson's doctor.

I think you're forgetting a chariot made of fire.  And I'm pretty sure He's mastered the English language by now.

And who said He was short?