go? go where? go home for the holiday? well, if that is the case, they should ALL go home and see their families and overeat. sure, maybe their families have some problems and are not fully functional, but it is a family holiday, right?
sure, maybe their dad gets drunk at thanksgiving and then starts talking about how ****ty his family has turned out.
and maybe their mom breaks down into tears since her sister isn't coming because the two of them haven't spoken in 12 years because the sister "stole" her jewelry, even though the sister swears it was hers and that is the way their mother wanted it to be, so your mother should just shut up!
or maybe their brother-in-law will, as he always does, show up late and stoned and proceed to drink himself stupid while spilling his food and being obnoxious....as usual.
or maybe their wife can't stand his family and they each will snipe back and forth at one another, and the wife will **** at him during the trip home about how much HIS family disrespects her and she is doing him a favor to come all and listen to his loser relatives...again.
or maybe their parents don't subscribe to cable since there are so many dirty movies out there plus hackers who might steal all their money, so there will GUARANTEED be no TV to watch and everyone there will be sure to bring this up ... out of the hearing of the parents...except the stoned brother-in-law who will make a scene about it all...once more.
or maybe they will AGAIN be faced with the brother's girlfriend/drama queen who will bring along vegan crap along with lumpy mashed potatoes (what is with her that she can't learn to take out the lumps??!) and they will all have to sit through lectures on the evils of eating turkey and how from the turkey perspective this is not a day for giving thanks but REALLY nothing more than a TURKEY HOLOCAUST and they should reflect on this more carefully.
yep, they should all go home and enjoy a wonderful, traditional thanksgiving like the rest of us.