-Win game 7 on Monday in a game that's close at first but then we pull away.
-we win first pick in the lottery on Tuesday, locking in Fultz
- we give lebron his first playoff loss this year in ECF game 1 later in the week.
I see your optimism and raise you:
- Lebron is utterly humiliated, retires from basketball, and spends the rest of his life making Space Jam sequels.
- Gordon Hayward and Blake Griffin both sign veteran minimum contracts amid their immense gratitude to play under Brad Stevens.
- I regrow all the hair I've lost since 2002.
- Jessica Alba finally answers my fan mail and professes her undying love for me.