You guys do the math.
I'm gonna build my team around LeBron for maximum potential national-TV-level drama.
First I take Lance because LeBron already hates him, and because he is useless, which would further infuriate the King. He's expensive, but he'd really set the table by shattering any communion that LeBron could feasibly muster with his lesser-talented teammates. One of LeBron's biggest problems is that he can't keep his mouth shut. Lance would give him plenty of reason to vent, and vent frequently.
Then I take Lawson, whose love of the bottle and lack of focus and professionalism would bring down team morale, possibly driving other players into alcoholism. Just great value for $2.
Next Javale McGee, whose raw complacency would single-handedly drag the team down into the lottery. Another great value.
As a finishing touch, James Johnson, career d-leaguer and wife-beater. He'd basically be the "angry guy," and his temper and lack of talent would further destabilize the team. No way does he tolerate McGee and Lawson's laziness - and no way does LeBron tolerate Johnson's poor play.
